Fitz Dog Gets beneficial!

Friend of the blog and noted comedic genius Greg Fitzsimmons (pictured here) will be appearing at a big benefeit for the Gerry Red Wilson Foundation (Which helps raise awareness and money for the treatment for spinal menengitis) on Wednesday, March 5th at 8:00 at NYC Town Hall. Appearing with this very funny man will be;

Louis CK
Artie Lange
Kevin Meany
Jim Norton
Dave Attell
Nick Di Paolo
Pete Correale

And, in a related note, make sure to catch Greg on Sirius "Howard 101"
Monday 9-10 PM PST/ 12 EST (Repeating Sunday at 7) and call in at 888-Stern-101

And, in a related note, also make sure to buy Greg's live comedy album "Fitz of Laughter" and catch him as a panelist on VH1's Best Week Ever and listen to his hilarious writing on Louis CK's show "Lucky Louie" Sundays at 11 PST (check local listings) on HBO.

http://www.myspace.com/fitzdog
http://www.gregfitzsimmons.com

p.s. Did I Mention I Drink Tea Now?

Letterman's (almost) wild ride!

Tonight on the (whater that show is) with David Letterman, Letterman went on a nutso trip on a vaccum... thing. it was hilarious. And he had his shirt off. Whoooooo!
AND NATALIE PORTMAN WAS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love my life.

Done! I Win! Hah hah!

My band, Radiohaus, just released our first album, making our first CD as of 2:35 this morning. :) 11 songs, and Ka-Bam! Have a nice day. If you want one of our CD's either send me an email with your home mailing adress and then send me a letter with 5 bucks, and I will give you the mp3s. Or something. maybe. :)

Interviewee List

Now, I am sure after the interesting and funny interview I gave with Divinyls' singer Chrissie Amphlett, a large amount of you are wondering who IN TOTAL I have interviewed, and who I DREAM of interviewing. Well, here those lists are, however the second one will never be complete, so I will limit it to LIVING people, and even though it will STILL never be complete I will just name however many I HAVE interviewed, an equal number.

Tommy Blogg TalkBox Interviews:

Christina Amphlett, Lead singer of the Australian "one-hit Wonder" rock band, The Divinyls.

Paul Scheer - VH1's panelist and extremely funny actor. Member of the Upright Citizens Brigade, and co-creator and star of VH1's "Human Giant".

Kevin John - AKA Bonez, the lovable but stylish contest from season one of VH1's "I Love New York". Aside from that, he currently appears on some cool webtoon and has a comedy act both alone, and with his comedy group, the Afromedians.

George W. Bush - It was a fake interview, but HEY! It was damned funny on YouTube.

Greg Fitzsimmons - Former writer for the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Radio Show host on "Howard 100" as well as a frequent guest on Howard Stern and has a running stand-up act and a duo comedy act with Artie Lange. This 4-Time Daytime Emmy Award Winner has a long road ahead of him.

John R. Dilworth - Amazingly witty and funny director, and creator/director/producer of the awesome cartoon "Courage The Cowardly Dog" and is currently working on a show called "Island of Dumb Monkeys" and either HAS DONE or IS DOING a short entitled "Garlic Boy". We wish him the best, and he, as well as all the interviewees here, will always be a "Friend of The Blogg".

Claudia Gonson - Pianist, Vocalist, and occasional guitarist for a personal favorite cult indie pop rock band "The Magnetic Fields". A very smart lady, and an empowerment to LGBT people of all ages, everywhere. :)

Well doesn't seem like a 14 year old did it huh?
Mozzeltov from The Tommy Blogg, seeya next time!

The Tommy Blogg TalkBox Interviews...

This week on the Tommy Blogg TalkBox, I had the extreme pleasure of getting an interivew with Chrissie Amphlett, lead singer of the Australian rock band "The Divinyls" who made that wonderful mass-a-hit "Touch Myself" (You know which song. Don't be coy) and here is my interview with the lovely and talented Christina Amphlett;

Q; With a song like The Divinyls' massive hit "Touch Myself", do you think that massive hit overshadowed the rest of you guys' career. You guys had like 4 albums, aside from "Greatest Hits" albums, and after that song, noone seemed to stay on the Divinyls boat.

A: Hi Tommy,we actually did another album called Underworld in 94-96 and if you go to www.divinyls.com.au or Divinyls Official Myspace page you will find current material,video etc

Q: What are you crazy kids up to now?

A;Just finished a 14 date tour of Australia

Q: What do you consider your self in politics, Republican or Democrat?

A:You know I really am disillusioned by pollitics and being Australian and living in New York,I watch and read as much as I can but don't vote here.

Q:Where do you see your self in 10 years?

A:Have no idea

Q: What are your super powers?

A:my ability to move forward

Q: What is your weakness?

A:my right ankle

Q: If you were an animal, what would you be specifically?

A:a horse

Q: What do you, an influential figuire, think you have to offer the world in general?

A:My truth.

Q: Is there anything you have to say to my league of readers here on "The Tommy Blogg
Talk Box"?

A:Keep trying.

Q: I hope to get a follow-up with you and now consider you my friend? Do I reserve the right to call you a "famous friend" among the other celebritites who have been here on "TBTB"?

A:You can call me a friend as I don't do celebrity very well.

We wish Chrissie the best in her future endeavors, and all the luck in the world.
Seeya next time on "The Tommy Blogg Talkbox"!

O....M.....F.....G....

I am SO glad I flipped on Tyra today. They are doing a salute to the bra. And Tyra was juggling her breasts ALL DAY. I am not a sexist, or a harasser, and I just was REALLY happy.

My New Buzz

Peep my new buzz! I have long been known for my long locks. But here is my punky-presentable new look. And I actually got to keep my sideburns, which I decided to do for a change.

Hey Hey Hey... Goodbye!

On Tuesday, Cuban president Fidel Castro announced that he is on his way OUT as Cubaa's incumbent leader. In a related note, 241 American hostages were found in Castros beard. When asked to comment, Castro said "I'm'a DYING!!!" and fell, breaking his hip. The sentence right before this one is completely not true, and should hold not legal repurcussions. But, in going with my CIVIL RIGHTS, I am poised to say that his autocratic and perpetual bullsh*t regime was opressive and hairy, and while president Bush wants to smooth things over with Cuba, my money is on Venezualan president (and America-Hater) Hugo Chavez will take over.

Hot Through The Years

I feel that no matter what age you are, you deserve some props for hotness/sexiness/cuteness no matter the age. Here is my favorite women who REALLY represent their age group the best, categorized by the decade;


60's: Dolly Parton, 62.

50's: Meryl Streep, 58.

40's: Jamie Lee Curtis. (but as for the younger half of their 40's, Liz Hurley)

30's: Lucy Liu.

20's: Natalie Portman

10's: Miranda Cosgrove (professional and graceful) and Jenette McCurdy (most loved)

Give it up!

Lindsarilyn?

Lindsay "I Drink All Day, Party All Night, Multiple Car Crashes, 8,000 Boy-Toys, Googy-Flashing, Coke-Breathing, Alchohol-Swimming, Freckle-Breasted It Girl, Inoocent Actress-Turned-Alchoholic Druggie" Lohan has posed for New York Magazine in homage to Marilyn Monroe. I've seen the pictures; Not quite as sexy as previously assumed. News at 6. Not really. It's 10:15 and after I more closely "examine" the photos, I'll get back to you guys.

P.s. Below is a pic of my beloved Natalie Portman exiting a restaurant (and looking fine if I might say) with a pair of shoes that make me blush with pride.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr.... Patrick Dempsey?

Is it just me who thinks that if Patrick Dempsey was older and had a cleft chin, he and Sean Penn would be IDENTICAL? To prove my point, here is a picture i did with the only change being what McDreamy is wearing. Take a look at this.

A Little Nugget of My Mind

I just thought of a little funny you might enjoy.

Sex is like Halley's Comet;
One anticipates it and anticipates it,
and in the end,
everyone is tired and disappointed.

Darn The Luck...

Leave it to me to have an astounding request, and get an actual CALLBACK from the CHICAGO BULLS NBA TEAM, and I am 14. Damn it. If I was a recent college graduate, the internship job would be MINE, and maybe even a paying gig. Damn it. Well, I hope to go back there when I graduate college, and maybe I CAN lol :) - Tommy

mmmm.... eclaires

Hey guys! I've said multiple times before that I was eclectic and random, and if this list of my library (yeah, I said I'm a nerd) books is any indicator, then you know;

- Beginner's French
- The Complete Idiot's Guide to A Healthy Relationship
- The Everything Buddhist Book
- a Charles Darwin biography
- 1000 Best Job Hunting Secrets
- The Physics of Superheroes

Oh, and all of this information would be helpful if I Need to get a job in Tibet as a flying, telekinetic, buddhist at the Charles Darwin Museum in France. And face it, it could happen.

Can I Get A "What What?"

Thanks.

This is Fun

I have spent the last couple days prank calling people. I may put them in video form on YouTube. You're welcome.

Update-a-Rooni-o!

Check it out Tommy-Bloggikins!

Not only have I and my band Radiohaus recorded 3 songs off our upcoming album, "Radiohaus: Lapsus Linguae".

We are producing, after monthes of waiting, the fourth episode of our first hit series, "Primetime Zeke"

We are working on episode two of Television.TV

We are making it a prority to work on episode two of our amazing video game-based show, No Noobz Allowd!

The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews Tommy Award Winner Paul Scheer

Wazzabi!

Here is an interview I did with the lovely and talented Paul Scheer around December of last year, which would explain the Christmas question on there. He is amazingly funny, and he and his pals are currently doing the VH1 show "Human Giant" with Aziz and Rob and the gang. Here it is guys!



Q: It is a pleasure having you on the Tommy Blogg Talkbox.

A: Wow! What a great studio. I love the classic Delorean and the lifesize Han Solo in Carbonite.

Q: As I am currently hosting an awards show on my blog, the 2007 TOMMY AWARDS, and I am here to announce that you have just won in the category of "Best Tooth Gap of 2007"! How do you feel and who do you want to thank?

A: I'm overwhelmed! Thank You. I'd like to thank Frankie Muniz

Q: If Hilary Clinton wins, would Bill be the first lady?
A: What the Hell? Hillary is

Q: How are things around the house(s)?
A: Bloody.

Q: What are you hoping for christmas (and don't say Natalie Portman, I called it)
A: a Big bag Tostitos with Lime

Q: Why is there a Santa when Oscar De la Hoya obvoiusly looks better dressed up like a jackass?

A:Because Santa doesn't take off for boxing matches

Q: Would you run for president?

A:Only if I could run on my Skittles for money platform.

Q: If you could create a national holiday, what would it be?

A:Hang out with a Monkey Day.

Rapid Fire Round!

Q: Boxers or Briefs?"
A: Swimtrunks

Q: Paper or Plastic?
A: Combustible Tarp

Q: Fav historical figuire past or present?

A: The Dude on the Bag of Big League Chew

Q: Favorite fruit and vegetable?
A: Steven Speilberg and Clamato Juice

Q: Best celebrity blog ever and for all of eternity that you will yourself personally visit and give the utmost of your approval?
Is it:

A: The Tommy Blogg?
B: Le Blogg De Thomas?
C: El Tommy Bloggito?

A: I'll pick D - La Casa Del Tommy Blanco Bloggo

Q: It was fantastic haing you on the Tommy Blogg TalkBox. I hope to get a follow-up and wish you the best of luck in future endeavors

A: Tommy I'm here to assassinate you (Paul pulls out a gun) Bang! (Paul runs out)

Seeya Next Time!

Radiohaus

I'm in the lab, working on my band's new album, "Radiohaus: Lapsus Linguae". Keep an eye out. :)

UpDates!

I went to my sister Emily's Spirit Squad practice yesterday. I don't remember much, except the clearly older woman was wearing a thong to a grade school cheerleading thing. I was dashing in my favorite scarf and Michael Stipe glasses, or "Stipe Specs" as I call them. I came home and downloaded a few (7) songs from my Magnetic Fields' new album, Distortion. It seems like an eternity ago when I did my interview with the lovely and talented Claudia Gonson, doesn't it? I also like to listen to their old song "I Think I Need A New Heart" when I need to gallop somewhere.

Also, I just want to mention my lovely and amazing girlfriend Karissa, who is always great to blab about. And I assume she will be fine with Natalie Portman being a part of my life during the relationship lol. The more I listen to the new MF album, the less it seems like a resonant distorted static-fest, which is what they aimed for, and more like a 50% lovely, 50% Sad and Angry, not to say all of the Magnetic Fields' work isn't jst the same. As well as this, I find the song "Everybody Hurts" much less sad when I have a girlfriend. I am going to go read and watch "Discovery Channel", and finish (in my second day of reading it) Blaze by Stephen King as Richard Bachman.

Go to my latest group effort with my company, FishNChips Entertainment, at making a coherent and funny show. If you are too lazy to go to the youtube page link at the middle-right of the screen, here's a right click to the new show, Television.TV;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsJX6bRfLds

Mozzeltov and Saluke, Osco Valyago and Goodbye - Tommy

I am A Nice Guy

And really, I respected Heath Ledger as an actor, but let's get honest. His last photo looked like a nut. I say he looks like...

Brandon Joins!

My youner cousin, Brandon, was just added to my company's list of employees! He just turned 10, technically making him the youngest member of the company. while numberwise, he and Emily are both 10, he just turned 10 on January 24th of this year.
He is a video game expert, and while shy, has always had an opinion.

Happy Birthday To ME!!!

Hello my dear Tommy-Bloggikins!

This is your personal Idol, Tommy Null, here to tell you about a special number.

14.

14 years ago, I was born.

Suck on That.