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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Hot Through The Years

I feel that no matter what age you are, you deserve some props for hotness/sexiness/cuteness no matter the age. Here is my favorite women who REALLY represent their age group the best, categorized by the decade;


60's: Dolly Parton, 62.

50's: Meryl Streep, 58.

40's: Jamie Lee Curtis. (but as for the younger half of their 40's, Liz Hurley)

30's: Lucy Liu.

20's: Natalie Portman

10's: Miranda Cosgrove (professional and graceful) and Jenette McCurdy (most loved)

Give it up!

Monday, February 18, 2008

Lindsarilyn?

Lindsay "I Drink All Day, Party All Night, Multiple Car Crashes, 8,000 Boy-Toys, Googy-Flashing, Coke-Breathing, Alchohol-Swimming, Freckle-Breasted It Girl, Inoocent Actress-Turned-Alchoholic Druggie" Lohan has posed for New York Magazine in homage to Marilyn Monroe. I've seen the pictures; Not quite as sexy as previously assumed. News at 6. Not really. It's 10:15 and after I more closely "examine" the photos, I'll get back to you guys.

P.s. Below is a pic of my beloved Natalie Portman exiting a restaurant (and looking fine if I might say) with a pair of shoes that make me blush with pride.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Dr. Jekyll and Mr.... Patrick Dempsey?

Is it just me who thinks that if Patrick Dempsey was older and had a cleft chin, he and Sean Penn would be IDENTICAL? To prove my point, here is a picture i did with the only change being what McDreamy is wearing. Take a look at this.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

A Little Nugget of My Mind

I just thought of a little funny you might enjoy.

Sex is like Halley's Comet;
One anticipates it and anticipates it,
and in the end,
everyone is tired and disappointed.

Darn The Luck...

Leave it to me to have an astounding request, and get an actual CALLBACK from the CHICAGO BULLS NBA TEAM, and I am 14. Damn it. If I was a recent college graduate, the internship job would be MINE, and maybe even a paying gig. Damn it. Well, I hope to go back there when I graduate college, and maybe I CAN lol :) - Tommy

mmmm.... eclaires

Hey guys! I've said multiple times before that I was eclectic and random, and if this list of my library (yeah, I said I'm a nerd) books is any indicator, then you know;

- Beginner's French
- The Complete Idiot's Guide to A Healthy Relationship
- The Everything Buddhist Book
- a Charles Darwin biography
- 1000 Best Job Hunting Secrets
- The Physics of Superheroes

Oh, and all of this information would be helpful if I Need to get a job in Tibet as a flying, telekinetic, buddhist at the Charles Darwin Museum in France. And face it, it could happen.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

This is Fun

I have spent the last couple days prank calling people. I may put them in video form on YouTube. You're welcome.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Update-a-Rooni-o!

Check it out Tommy-Bloggikins!

Not only have I and my band Radiohaus recorded 3 songs off our upcoming album, "Radiohaus: Lapsus Linguae".

We are producing, after monthes of waiting, the fourth episode of our first hit series, "Primetime Zeke"

We are working on episode two of Television.TV

We are making it a prority to work on episode two of our amazing video game-based show, No Noobz Allowd!

Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews Tommy Award Winner Paul Scheer

Wazzabi!

Here is an interview I did with the lovely and talented Paul Scheer around December of last year, which would explain the Christmas question on there. He is amazingly funny, and he and his pals are currently doing the VH1 show "Human Giant" with Aziz and Rob and the gang. Here it is guys!



Q: It is a pleasure having you on the Tommy Blogg Talkbox.

A: Wow! What a great studio. I love the classic Delorean and the lifesize Han Solo in Carbonite.

Q: As I am currently hosting an awards show on my blog, the 2007 TOMMY AWARDS, and I am here to announce that you have just won in the category of "Best Tooth Gap of 2007"! How do you feel and who do you want to thank?

A: I'm overwhelmed! Thank You. I'd like to thank Frankie Muniz

Q: If Hilary Clinton wins, would Bill be the first lady?
A: What the Hell? Hillary is

Q: How are things around the house(s)?
A: Bloody.

Q: What are you hoping for christmas (and don't say Natalie Portman, I called it)
A: a Big bag Tostitos with Lime

Q: Why is there a Santa when Oscar De la Hoya obvoiusly looks better dressed up like a jackass?

A:Because Santa doesn't take off for boxing matches

Q: Would you run for president?

A:Only if I could run on my Skittles for money platform.

Q: If you could create a national holiday, what would it be?

A:Hang out with a Monkey Day.

Rapid Fire Round!

Q: Boxers or Briefs?"
A: Swimtrunks

Q: Paper or Plastic?
A: Combustible Tarp

Q: Fav historical figuire past or present?

A: The Dude on the Bag of Big League Chew

Q: Favorite fruit and vegetable?
A: Steven Speilberg and Clamato Juice

Q: Best celebrity blog ever and for all of eternity that you will yourself personally visit and give the utmost of your approval?
Is it:

A: The Tommy Blogg?
B: Le Blogg De Thomas?
C: El Tommy Bloggito?

A: I'll pick D - La Casa Del Tommy Blanco Bloggo

Q: It was fantastic haing you on the Tommy Blogg TalkBox. I hope to get a follow-up and wish you the best of luck in future endeavors

A: Tommy I'm here to assassinate you (Paul pulls out a gun) Bang! (Paul runs out)

Seeya Next Time!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Radiohaus

I'm in the lab, working on my band's new album, "Radiohaus: Lapsus Linguae". Keep an eye out. :)

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

UpDates!

I went to my sister Emily's Spirit Squad practice yesterday. I don't remember much, except the clearly older woman was wearing a thong to a grade school cheerleading thing. I was dashing in my favorite scarf and Michael Stipe glasses, or "Stipe Specs" as I call them. I came home and downloaded a few (7) songs from my Magnetic Fields' new album, Distortion. It seems like an eternity ago when I did my interview with the lovely and talented Claudia Gonson, doesn't it? I also like to listen to their old song "I Think I Need A New Heart" when I need to gallop somewhere.

Also, I just want to mention my lovely and amazing girlfriend Karissa, who is always great to blab about. And I assume she will be fine with Natalie Portman being a part of my life during the relationship lol. The more I listen to the new MF album, the less it seems like a resonant distorted static-fest, which is what they aimed for, and more like a 50% lovely, 50% Sad and Angry, not to say all of the Magnetic Fields' work isn't jst the same. As well as this, I find the song "Everybody Hurts" much less sad when I have a girlfriend. I am going to go read and watch "Discovery Channel", and finish (in my second day of reading it) Blaze by Stephen King as Richard Bachman.

Go to my latest group effort with my company, FishNChips Entertainment, at making a coherent and funny show. If you are too lazy to go to the youtube page link at the middle-right of the screen, here's a right click to the new show, Television.TV;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsJX6bRfLds

Mozzeltov and Saluke, Osco Valyago and Goodbye - Tommy

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

I am A Nice Guy

And really, I respected Heath Ledger as an actor, but let's get honest. His last photo looked like a nut. I say he looks like...

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Brandon Joins!

My youner cousin, Brandon, was just added to my company's list of employees! He just turned 10, technically making him the youngest member of the company. while numberwise, he and Emily are both 10, he just turned 10 on January 24th of this year.
He is a video game expert, and while shy, has always had an opinion.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Happy Birthday To ME!!!

Hello my dear Tommy-Bloggikins!

This is your personal Idol, Tommy Null, here to tell you about a special number.

14.

14 years ago, I was born.

Suck on That.