The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews Greg Fitzsimmons from VH1

Now I send out a lot of interview requests, and I put the questions on the email. I sent out one to Michael Colton and John Aboud of "The Modern Humorist" and frequent VH1 panelists. So, on a rool with VH1 panelists, I interviewed Greg Fitzsimmons (pictured right) who wrote a lot for The Ellen DeGeneres Show and is a generally funny dude. Watch him on VH1 and he seems like a really really generally nice dude (a tad awkward, but nice) right? So, I sent him the general comedian interview transcript, and he got mad for some reason because one of the below questions was adressed to BOTH Michael and John of The Modern Humorist, so I referred to them as "you two". Apparently, Greg is a mondo asshole. But, he fired off an apologetic email shortly after and for that, I consider him a "friend of the blog". as is tradition here, here is... The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews Greg Fitzsimmons.

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> Q: It is a pleasure having you on the Tommy Blogg Talkbox.
> A: WHY DON'T YOU GET A PAPER ROUTE LIKE A NORMAL KID?
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> Q: If Hilary Clinton wins, (1) would Bill be the first lady, and (2)
how long until she was assasinated?
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>A: BILL WOULD BE THE SECOND LADY SINCE HILARY WOULD BE IN OFFICE
ALREADY. SHE WILL NOT BE ASSASSINATED. AND YOU SPELLED IT WRONG DUMMY.
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> Q: How are things around the house(s)?
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> A:DIRTY. WE ARE ADDING A SECOND STORY AND THE WORKMEN ARE
ALCOHOLICS.
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> Q: What are you hoping for for christmas (and don't say Natalie
Portman, I called it)
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> A: AN END TO INTERNET INTERVIEWS.
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> Q: Why is there a Santa when Oscar De la Hoya obvoiusly looks better
dressed up like a jackass?
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> A:ASK JESUS CHRIST, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY.
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> Q: Would either of you two run for president?
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> A: WHAT 2? THAT'S NOT A GOOD QUESTION.
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> Q: If you could create a national holiday, what would it be?
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> A: A DAY WHERE I THROW HOT COFFEE ON ANYONE UNDER 14 WHO MAKES ME
ANSWER QUESTIONS ON THE INTERNET. IT WOULD BE TOMORROW.
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> Rapid Fire Round!
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> Q: Boxers or Briefs?"
> A: AS LONG AS THEY'RE CLEAN AND LAVENDER I COULD CARE LESS.

> Q: Paper or Plastic?
> A: POCKET (CHEAPER)

> Q: Fav historical figuire past or present?
> A: AVA BRAUN (HITLER'S GIRLFRIEND)


> Q: Favorite fruit and vegetable?
> A: RICHARD SIMMONS AND CHRISTOPHER REED.


> Q: Best celebrity blog ever and for all of eternity that you will
yourself personally visit and give the utmost of your approval?
> Is it:
>
> A: The Tommy Blogg?
> B: Le Blogg De Thomas?
> C: El Tommy Bloggito?
NONE. I ONLY USE MY COMPUTER FOR INTERVIEWS THAT WILL BE SEEN BY LESS
THAN 7 PEOPLE AND VIEWING "TWO GIRLS ONE CUP".
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> Q: It was fantastic haing you on the Tommy Blogg TalkBox. I hope to
get a follow-up and wish you the best of luck in future endeavors
> A: LOSE MY EMAIL. AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU AS WELL.

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