Hey Hey Hey... Goodbye!

On Tuesday, Cuban president Fidel Castro announced that he is on his way OUT as Cubaa's incumbent leader. In a related note, 241 American hostages were found in Castros beard. When asked to comment, Castro said "I'm'a DYING!!!" and fell, breaking his hip. The sentence right before this one is completely not true, and should hold not legal repurcussions. But, in going with my CIVIL RIGHTS, I am poised to say that his autocratic and perpetual bullsh*t regime was opressive and hairy, and while president Bush wants to smooth things over with Cuba, my money is on Venezualan president (and America-Hater) Hugo Chavez will take over.