If I May

Sorry I've been irregular in the last week's postings, but my modem was screwing up.
ANYWAY....

I have been researching a disease recently that has affected several people, majorally celebrities. It's Called Goulet's Disease; I have been the first to write about this disease that attacks the flesh, causing a plastic-like state.
Named after Robert Goulet, the first I saw that (did) exhibit symptoms of the disease. Since, such people as Joan and Melissa Rivers, as well as St. Louis local anchorman Dan Gray have been stricken by this disease. Please Donate to The Tommy Null Goulet Disease Research Fund.

Guess who is single again? ME.