When you hear "Film critic", the first thing that pops into your head is dignified constructive criticism, Siskel and Ebert, Classy stuff right?
THINK AGAIN.
Today I got an interview with one of the most blue-collar, backwoods humdrum hoodfellow, Famed movie critic Joe Bob Briggs. Here's what I extracted from Mr. Briggs.
Q: As a critic in all its forms, does that translate into your PERSONAL life?
A: Yep, I pretty much get up in the morning and start challenging everything, starting with the breakfast cereal. "You call that a Cheerio?"
Q: Let's play hardball. What IS THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR?
A: Iron Man.
Q: What do you consider your self in politics, Republican or Democrat?
A: Whoever's not in office. I like to pick on authority.
Q: Boxers of briefs?
A: Yes. I'm not kidding, there's something called a Boxer Brief. I'll wear those. I will NOT wear the new Tight Baggy jeans.
Q: Paper or plastic?
A: Plastic, like God intended.
Q:Where do you see your self in 10 years?
A: Reflecting on my life and saying, "How can one man download that much porn?"
Q: What are your super powers?
A: I can send psychic energy into the ozone that will constantly distort Hillary Clinton's face, making her smile inappropriately as her eyes bug out.
Q: What is your weakness?
A: Girls in stiletto heels.
Q: If you were an animal, what would you be specifically?
A: Lion.
Q: What do you, an influential figuire, think you have to offer the world in general?
A: The three B's: Blood, Breasts and Beasts.
Q: Is there anything you have to say to my league of readers here on "The Tommy Blogg Talk Box"?
A: Don't whip it out unless you know who's behind you.
Q: I hope to get a follow-up with you and now consider you my friend? Do I reserve the right to call you a "famous friend" among the other celebritites who have been here on "TBTB"?
A: Absolutely. The drive-in will never die.
ENJOY>>>>>>
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