Google

Sunday, December 30, 2007

The New (Name)!

Fish-N-Chips Entertainment Industries, my company, will now be known as FishNChips Entertainment Industries. ONE WORD. :)

My Candidates????



I took the "Political Match Maker, and, while I DO like John McCain, Mitt Romney is a douchebag liar :) - Se Du Senere, Tommy

Saturday, December 29, 2007

My Interview With George W. Bush!!!!

This weekend, I interviewed George W. Bush!

Here is parts 1 and 2;





It's been dedicated to Cody "The Broken Ice Machine" Whalen's Nani, who passed away. She lived a full life. We all miss her very much.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Should We?

I am thinking, since our URL is www.thetommyzone.blogspot.com we might change the name of the blog to The Tommy Zone instead of The Tommy Blogg. We will change the banner, and if it just feels right, we will keep it. - Saluke and Enjoy - Tommy

Flat Bhutto

RAWALPINDI, Pakistan (AFP) - Pakistan opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was assassinated in a suicide attack on Thursday, just two months after the former premier returned from exile for a political comeback. While at a political voting rally, a suicide bomber blew himself up, killing himself, AND the two-time Pakistani Prime Minister. Who was behind it? Well there have been no confirmed suspicions, but I think the man behind the killings was a man whose name rhymes with Schmervez Schmusharaff. (Not to give off too much of a hint :])

Tommy-Trivia: This was the deadliest suicide bombing in Pakistan history, leaving 139 people dead and a few wounded. The TB's condolences go out to Ms. Bhutto's family, friends, and supporters.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Christmas Cheer Tommy Bloggikins!

Welcome to the first Christmas that the Blogg has celebrated with you. The fact that you are reading this can only mean that you are coursing with sugar from the Christmas candy and love. I am typing this from my brand new LAPTOP computer that my wonderful mother got for me, wearing the Notre Dame football tee frrom her as well. I just got Guitar Hero III with a limited edition Reaper controller. I spent the last two days with my inner-city family, my uncle Ben, cousin Brandon, and Brandon's mom Laura. Well, I gotta go watch some KaBlam! now, and expect to be seeing more blogging from this... Blogger. Saluke and Enjoy, - Tommy

Monday, December 24, 2007

SUUUUUUUUPER UPDATES!!!!

- The Soulja Boy vid we did got 16,492 hits total! It has been favorited 11 times and commented 24 times, plus Soulja Boy Tellem's official website having it on the page at least once. I am a-freakin-mazed at this!

- The official Tommy Awardz 2007 are on hiatus until christmas day, on which we will post AGAIN!

Friday, December 21, 2007

Updates! SUPER HIT LIST!

- Big news! over night, Fish-N-Chips Entertainment Industries' video for the teletubbies soulja boy vid, got an ASTOUNDING 2,498 hits total!

- Close friend of Tommy and the blog, John R. Diworth, has decided to sponsor the blog, you will notice we put a "Stretch Films" banner at the top left corner of the page. We hope to later be sponsored by Hershey Foods.

- More updates later.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

In The Lab

The Quicks are in production of their first studio album, The Good, The Bad, and The Quicks, and I'm sure you were all fooled by the song on the Quicks' page, which was actually recorded by my buddy Zachery Weer, who is doing quite a lot of comedy these days. Myself and Jay Richards aka J.R. Richards aka Jay Frampton are in collaboration with St. Louis band "Modern Primitives" (whose myspace is the first link in the "people I don't" hate box) for the first track on the upcoming album. We will also be doing it with samples of several others, including possibly Boys Like Girls, of Montreal, Madelyn, and several others.

THE OFFICIAL TOMMY AWARDS 2007!!! - Day 4

Hey everybody! This is day 4 of .... THE OFFICIAL TOMMY AWARDS 2007!
Todays agenda has two awards!

- "Best Tooth Gap of 2007 -

- Paul Scheer, MTV's "Human Giant" -



- Amy Winehouse, Total Trainwreck - (granted it was lost in a fistfight, but there is a gap nonetheless)



- Madonna, Former pop queen, current awkward music video leg-spreader -



and the winner is.... Paul Scheer! And he deserves it....Funny guy....

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews Greg Fitzsimmons from VH1


Now I send out a lot of interview requests, and I put the questions on the email. I sent out one to Michael Colton and John Aboud of "The Modern Humorist" and frequent VH1 panelists. So, on a rool with VH1 panelists, I interviewed Greg Fitzsimmons (pictured right) who wrote a lot for The Ellen DeGeneres Show and is a generally funny dude. Watch him on VH1 and he seems like a really really generally nice dude (a tad awkward, but nice) right? So, I sent him the general comedian interview transcript, and he got mad for some reason because one of the below questions was adressed to BOTH Michael and John of The Modern Humorist, so I referred to them as "you two". Apparently, Greg is a mondo asshole. But, he fired off an apologetic email shortly after and for that, I consider him a "friend of the blog". as is tradition here, here is... The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews Greg Fitzsimmons.

>
> Q: It is a pleasure having you on the Tommy Blogg Talkbox.
> A: WHY DON'T YOU GET A PAPER ROUTE LIKE A NORMAL KID?
>
> Q: If Hilary Clinton wins, (1) would Bill be the first lady, and (2)
how long until she was assasinated?
>
>A: BILL WOULD BE THE SECOND LADY SINCE HILARY WOULD BE IN OFFICE
ALREADY. SHE WILL NOT BE ASSASSINATED. AND YOU SPELLED IT WRONG DUMMY.
>
> Q: How are things around the house(s)?
>
> A:DIRTY. WE ARE ADDING A SECOND STORY AND THE WORKMEN ARE
ALCOHOLICS.
>
> Q: What are you hoping for for christmas (and don't say Natalie
Portman, I called it)
>
> A: AN END TO INTERNET INTERVIEWS.
>
> Q: Why is there a Santa when Oscar De la Hoya obvoiusly looks better
dressed up like a jackass?
>
> A:ASK JESUS CHRIST, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY.
>
> Q: Would either of you two run for president?
>
> A: WHAT 2? THAT'S NOT A GOOD QUESTION.
>
> Q: If you could create a national holiday, what would it be?
>
> A: A DAY WHERE I THROW HOT COFFEE ON ANYONE UNDER 14 WHO MAKES ME
ANSWER QUESTIONS ON THE INTERNET. IT WOULD BE TOMORROW.
>
> Rapid Fire Round!
>
> Q: Boxers or Briefs?"
> A: AS LONG AS THEY'RE CLEAN AND LAVENDER I COULD CARE LESS.

> Q: Paper or Plastic?
> A: POCKET (CHEAPER)

> Q: Fav historical figuire past or present?
> A: AVA BRAUN (HITLER'S GIRLFRIEND)


> Q: Favorite fruit and vegetable?
> A: RICHARD SIMMONS AND CHRISTOPHER REED.


> Q: Best celebrity blog ever and for all of eternity that you will
yourself personally visit and give the utmost of your approval?
> Is it:
>
> A: The Tommy Blogg?
> B: Le Blogg De Thomas?
> C: El Tommy Bloggito?
NONE. I ONLY USE MY COMPUTER FOR INTERVIEWS THAT WILL BE SEEN BY LESS
THAN 7 PEOPLE AND VIEWING "TWO GIRLS ONE CUP".
>
> Q: It was fantastic haing you on the Tommy Blogg TalkBox. I hope to
get a follow-up and wish you the best of luck in future endeavors
> A: LOSE MY EMAIL. AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU AS WELL.

http://www.myspace.com/fitzdog

THE OFFICIAL TOMMY AWARDS 2007!!! - Day 3

There has been some fierce competition in this rat-race awards-a-thon. So lets forget the formalities, and lets get to category 3!

"Song We're Most Burned Out On of 2007"

- Kelis - "Bossy" - (I know it was 2006, but I didn't have this award in 2006, so I'm putting it here now)

- Nickelback - Far Away -

- Mims - This Is Why I'm Hot -

Well, before these songs get stuck in my head and I'm singing them all the rest of the day, lets get to it. The Winner is......

- Kelis - "Bossy" - Man, after that song plays, I am left wondering why she is still singing the same line over and over and wondering who John Stanley is.

Saluke and Enjoy - Tommy

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Updates! And The Hit List

We are working on episode two of No Noobz Allowd! is working along in the writing stages. Also, The "Tubbie Bye Bye Remix" of our soulja boy vid has gotten 1,530 hits. WHOO!

OMG!



Look, I know this is a respectable blog, and Jessica Alba is now pregnant, but I dig this pic and wanted to put it on here.

THE OFFICIAL TOMMY AWARDS 2007!!! - Day 2

Today brings us to the second category being awarded here at the Official Tommy Awards 2007, "The Frickin' Bestest Music Video-er/ers of 2007". This is the ARTIST or BAND who has made the best MULTIPLE music videos of which all have been hot.

Our candidates arrrrrrreeeeeeee.....

*Kanye West

*The Killers

*Fall Out Boy

Though "Read My Mind" was really funny, and "The Good life" was cartoony, and "Stronger" was confusing and outstanding, Fall Out Boy has made "Sugar We're Goin' Down", "Dance, Dance", "This Aint A Scene", AND most recently "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs". In this blog's mind, that is best. As far as honorable mention, "The Pretender" is the best "agressive" video of the year.

Fall Out Boy Couldn't Be here To Accept, but they're with us in spirit. - Tommy