The Race: Tommy's Predictions

Well, every day I see more on the presidential race. And as far as I can tell, everyone's expectations are coming true. Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and The Republican Whitey Patrol (John McCain, Mitt Romney, etc.) are quickly becoming the last people standing. Look Who have already bit the dust.

Joe Biden
Chris Dodd
Dennis Kucinich
Bill Richardson
Tom Vilsack
Sam Brownback
John Gilmore
Rudy Giuliani
John Edwards
Duncan Hunter
Tom Tancredo
Tommy Thompson

And if I have to make a guess, Here is the following order of the 2008 election.

First, the well-meaning but un-memorable Ron Paul will drop out.

Chuck Norris endorsed, guitar playing, Mike Huckabee will either outlast Mitt Romney, or not get the votes on Super Tuesday and drop out.

If there is a god, Mitt Romney will drop out, due to McCain getting more votes and eventually representing the entire Republican party.

It will be John McCain Vs. Hillary Clinton, because as much as Barack seems to be on the uprise, white America isn't ready to vote for a black man. Sorry 'rack-o!

Either the white, male mass will outvote Clinton, as has been the case in the history. OR, the minority will elect Clinton.

I look forward to seeing the final outcome. If Mitt Romney wins, I'm moving to Canada.

I'm A Sad, Sad Desperado

Here time goes by, right now in the Missouri time zone, it has been 15 days since the release of Distortion, the amazing new album from my favorite non-hard rock band of all time, with an actual hard rock album for a pleasant change, and I don't have it. To cope, I am listening to the immaculate masterpiece 69 Love Songs, with the sadness abound. I'll heal eventually.

Suggested Download: "Grand Canyon", 69 Love Songs

A Pocket Full Of Sunshine.. WAIT.. THAT's NOT YOUR POCKET!

I much underestimated Natasha Bedingfield's Uber-hotness. She was on Ellen, and besides being an AMAZING live singer, she was so hot. When she did the jiggly chair thing, and it was like she was belly dancing, I dug it like MCGuggit.

Check 3

Now FishNChips Entertainment officially has 3 MySpace pages! Check The Link in the "Sub-Humans" link area down and to the right of the post.

The Falcon Force

My Company. Eat That, Marvel!

Television.TV is Growing Like That Rash You Don't Tell Anyone About...

Hey there everybody!

I am writing from my couch in lovely *LOCATION NOT DISCLOSED* getting ready to eat some amazingly delicious *BISCUITS AND GRAVY NOT DICLOSED* just getting off a lovely conversation with Dr. Rusty Wigwam, known better by his YouTube name, DocRusty. He will now be contributing to episode two of Television.TV and hopefully more!

I'm Bald!

Hey Tommy Bloggikins! I'm not really bald, but I did get a trim though. Here it is;

The Long Awaited Tommy's Top 100 Artists of All Time

The List:

100. Vanilla Fudge
99. Echo and The Bunnymen
98. Depeche Mode
97. Oasis
96. Bob Marley
95. OKGO
94. Maroon 5
93. Steely Dan
92. of Montreal
91. Gary Numan
90. matchbox twenty
89. Ween
88. Montrose
87. Weird Al
86. The Allman Brothers Band
85. The Killers
84. Van Morrison
83. The Talking Heads
82. U2
81. The Beach Boys
80. Blind Melon
79. Cat Stevens
78. Green Jelly
77. The Velvet Underground
76. Simon and Garfunkel
75. The Magnetic Fields
74. The Ramones
73. Fall Out Boy
72. Pantera
71. The Stone Roses
70. Radiohead
69. The Clash
68. The Proclaimers
67. Blue Oyster Cult
65. DEVO
64. Cheap Trick
63. Steppenwolf
62. Primus
61. The Pixies
60. Quiet Riot
59. The Police
58. The Scorpions
57. Twisted Sister
56. Sly and The Family Stone
55. Deep Purple
54. Chuck Berry
53. INXS
52. Def Leppard
51. The Greatful Dead
50. Peter Frampton/Cream
49. Tenacious D
48. Boston
47. Creedence Clearwater Revival
46. Bob Dylan
45. Disturbed
44. Judas Priest
43. David Bowie
42. They MIght Be Giants
41. Beck
40. Red Hot Chili Peppers
39. Blues Traveler
38. Foo Fighters
37. Stone Temple Pilots
36. Meatloaf
35. Motorhead
34. Pearl Jam
33. Elton John
32. Thin Lizzy
31. Bad Company
30. Alice Cooper
29. The Who
28. Johnny Cash
27. DIO
26. Danzig
25. Van Halen
24. Santana
23. Aerosmith
22. Frank Sinatra
21. Ted Nugent
20. Lynyrd Skynrd
19. Jimi Hendrix
18. Michael Jackson
17. Bob Seger and The Silver Bullet Band
16. The Doors
15. Nirvana
14. The Rolling Stones
13. ZZ Top
12. Metallica
11. The Sex Pistols
10. R.E.M.
9. The Beatles
8. Black Sabbath
7. Elvis Preseley
6. Pink Floyd
5. Kiss
4. Queen
3. Led Zepplin
2. Iron Maiden
1. ACDC
Come again!

Updates - Continued Chart

Well, you all found out last night Heath Ledger was found dead in his New York Apartment, dead at age 26. Some officials state he was holding a brand sleeping pill in his hand, not one, but a large few! Now, I sympathize with the family, but if the guy took too many sleeping pills, fell asleep naked, and got a deadly case of pneumonia, sorry Heathy, but The Tommy Award runner-up for "Weirdest Dude Alive in 2007" has officially kicked the bucket. Alas, our sincere apologies go out to the family, and his poor, poor baby girl Matilda Rose, who is in the ballpark of 3 years old now. Now the sleeping pills were ASSUMEDLY taken, but regardless, he is dead now.

I cannot, for the love of me, see why people love Brad Pitt so much. I mean perhaps he is a good PERSON, but he looks like a porcupine who is always looking directly into the sun. Angelina, if the whole child factory adopting thing doesnt work out, we can make some babies :)

And HEY! If Heath Ledger gets a nod for dying, so does political activist Mel Fiske;

For nearly five years, Mel Fiske could be found most Friday afternoons standing on a street corner in Tiburon with a picket sign protesting the war in Iraq.
Mel Fiske, a journalist, labor organizer, activist and former card-carrying Communist, died Thursday at his Belvedere home after a two-year battle with cancer. He was 89.


Avril Lavigne's Ass - Watch today’s top amazing videos here

Seeya next time!

Tommy Top 40 Hotties: The Revised Beginning

I took a stab at my first 10 last post, but I have revised the hottie's list. Here is my first 7 off the list.

40. Cameron Diaz - She doesn't NEED breasts to be a light, hot chick.



39. Rumer Willis - While normally odd-proportioned Rumer has been on the egde recently, she has been surprising me lately. Hotness.




38. Beth Ostrosky - Man. The hot mom thing is working great for this chick. But I just can't see anyone banging Howard Stern. How awkward.



37. Jeniffer Love Hewitt - I am nothing against the full-figuire. In fact, it kind of turns me on. But what is there other than a really cool name and a nice rack. It may sound primitive, but COME ON.



36. Zhang Ziyi - Is it wrong that a woman that could beat the crap out of me kind of turns me on?



35. Anne Hathaway - Plain Jane Anne Hathaway. She is attractive, and retains some kind of youth that is perpetual.




34. Katie Holmes - Come on, I'd give her a top 10 spot if I didn't always mentally invision her and Tom Cruise doing the nasty when I see her dressed scantily.



33. Jennifer Aniston - Nice, average, attractive... Jennifer Aniston.

100th POST Celebration!

Hey there my faithful Tommy Bloggikins! I, and the amazing crew here at FishNChips Entertainment, The Tommy Blogg, and UpStreme Media, are celebrating our 100th BLOGG POST! So here are the 100th UPDATES!

- As if by sheer luck, I found my old favorite soda orange Slice in Memphis.
Here, if you ever wondered, is a small (incomplete) list of the best sodas in my (respected) opinion;

- orange Slice
- Vault (and Vault Zero)
- Sprite
- Surge (its like Vault, but more reliant on lemon flavors.
- Wild Cherry Pepsi
- Hawaiian Punch

Now these are my favs, but that doesnt mean I don't have OTHER favs.

Today is the first day counting down Tommys Top Hotties 2008!

100. Lily Allen - Yay. Lily Allen.

99. Rumer Willis - While normally odd-proportioned Rumer has been on the egde recently, she has been surprising me lately. Hotness.

98. Beth Ostrosky - Man. The hot mom thing is working great for this chick. But I just can't see anyone banging Howard Stern. How awkward.

97. Scarlett Johansson - While she has topped a billion of these things, even her 14-year-old appearance can't sway me.

96. Jeniffer Love Hewitt - I am nothing against the full-figuire. In fact, it kind of turns me on. But what is there other than a really cool name and a nice rack. It may sound primitive, but COME ON.

95. Zhang Ziyi - Is it wrong that a woman that could beat the crap out of me kind of turns me on?

94. Paz Vega - Paz Who? Shes hot though.

93. Anne Hathaway - Plain Jane Anne Hathaway. She is attractive, and retains some kind of youth that is perpetual.

92. Katie Holmes - Come on, I'd give her a top 10 spot if I didn't always mentally invision her and Tom Cruise doing the nasty when I see her dressed scantily.

91. Jennifer Aniston - Nice, average, attractive... Jennifer Aniston.

90. Jennifer Lopez - A million babies couldnt ruin her hot-ocity. Even though she is banging Skeletor.. I mean Marc Anthony (I know. I can't seem to recall who he is either lol)

SNEAK PEEK AT 80-70:

Two words... Jennifer Esposito!

Keep It real, Saluke, Se Du Senere, and Enjoy - Tommy

Yeehaw, and a Thank Ya Very Much!

This weekend, Tommy stayed went to Memphis, TN, to celebrate an early birthday (his birthday is on February 1st, which is 12 days from now in Missouri). We stayed in a deluxe 4th floor room at the famed "Heartbreak Hotel", went to Graceland, got to see Elvis' home, planes, records, awards, and burial site. We watched Elvis' 68 comeback special concert, got some merch from the 12.5,000,000,000 gift and merchandise shops. We watched Elvis' famed cheeseball movie "Viva Las Vegas", saw some of his famous cars, got a trivia from a homeless man, ate at the "Hard Rock Cafe of Memphis", (I touched Roy Orbison's guitar), saw a bunch of hot chicks, ate at Lambert's Cafe, (home of Throwed Rolls, which is where the wheel fresh rolls around, and if you get their attention, they'll frickin LAUNCH a roll at you) and all over I had an amazing time.

On This Day (Updates) In History...

DEATHS TODAY IN HISTORY:

Jerome "Curly" Howard - A comedy genius in REAL life, Curly made a living getting hit in the head.

John Tyler - The president.... guy....

Hey there everybody

Soulja Boy vid. - 25,849 views :)

My baby launches...

The outstanding VEGAN beauty, who could be the most unsung woman on earth, has a new line of vegan shoes (no animals were used in their manufacturing) and if I were a woman/transvestite, I would buy a pair, even though they'll run the next sexy and culturally aware celeb a tad pricey 200 dollars, but hey, if one less animal dies for its skin and wool, then thats fine with me!

And

AND DEXTER'S LABORATORY!

YES!

Guess what? It's like I am psychic! Or at least tragically coincidental.

COW AND CHICKEN IS BACK ON CARTOON NETWORK!

NEXT COMES NICKELODEON CAVING IN TO GOING BACK TO THE GOLDEN AGE OF CARTOONING!

Updates Wif Some Flava!

My readers! Your resident homeboy and super producer, ME, Tommy aka DJ Squeegie aka Mixsta President reporting to you live on the newest thing in hotness. Give a checkout to http://www.hoteffects.net and we got a link to it in the "People I Don't Hate" area and check out Karkee Records roster including hip hop prodigy Quail, seasoned veteran Hookz, and, with luck, comeback hits The Pixies, A-Ha, and EMF. We are gettin' our beats from Falabeats, the same dudes who are behind HotEffects.net

Updated! Sorry!

Also, another BIG PROJECT! "Homestead" by EK and JD (Link to the opener)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/418896

The Project List!

As of January 11th, 2008, FishNChips Entertainment Industries Ltd. is in production of...

The Jitters and Jingles Show - A comedic show starring Jitters, an arrogant, dumb Armadillo, and his wise-cracking sidekick, the ever-angry and unimpressed Jingles the Capybara.

Tommy 2 The Maxx! - A computer-edited Tommy show. Nothing More. Check It Out, I Don't Know!

Primetime Zeke Episode four - You know the drill.

Word of The Day W/ Don Minestrone Episode four - you know the drill :)

OneRepublic - Apologize - The Frame-o-vision Video

Tommy Interviews... episode three

Valteria - our first-ever video game, a mix of first-person strategy and firstperson shooter. You'll See.

The Super Smash Show! - made up of old footage from "The Super Smash Bros. Super Show!". Pretty self-explainitory.

Raymund and Katt - A Ren and Stimpy-esque show.

No Noobz Allowd! - Episode 2 - watch ep. 1. Gosh!

ALSO

I <3 You Guys! - Tommy

How Far We've Come

The Tommy Blogg loves to reminisce (Or however that is spelled) and while looking our pages, We realized how far we've come, both as a blog, and as individuals. Our company's history was recapped in video( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyU1AICN7t4 )
but our history as a blog has not. Of course, we have only been here a year, but SO MUCH has been done in that year. From the day before my unfortunate sewing machine accident, I and my buddies at FishNChips Entertainment stepped up to the keypad with a fistful of jerk and a bowlful of journalistic ability, and we excelled at what we decided to do. We have interviewed;

Claudia Gonson, Pianist/Vocalist for indie pop group "The Magnetic Fields"

John R. Dilworth, Creator of TV's "Courage the Cowardly Dog"

Kevin John, aka "BONEZ" from VH1's "I Love New York"

and Coming Soon.... ERIK ESTRADA FROM CHiPS!!!!

We have also had an awards show, covered SO MANY important news stories, reviewed 3 video games and 2 movies, insighted you into our homes and personal lives, and all-around entertained each and every one of you readers. You're welcome. :)

Must Have Brains..... And Stuff......

My band, "Zombie Boy!" is working on our first full studio album,
"A Different Shade of Blue", in which there are scheduled to be 10 songs, and a new bonus track, which will be a mock children's song. So, as it stands, it is scheduled for a finishing date of April 4th, and if I get picked up by a label outside of my own "Karkee Records", It will be released soon after. Another update, "Tommy 2 The Maxx" is in production. <{:^}P - Saluke, Se Du Senere, and Osco Valyago, Tommy

May Cause Distortion

As Claudia Gonson said as I interviewed her, their WILL be a Magnetic Fields album coming out January 15th! I suggest anyone who has a brain goes out and buys 1,2, maybe a billion copies for you and your state/country :) Below is the cover, and if I don't get a ride to go see it the millisecond it comes out on the shelves, I am going to ex-frickin'-splode! I am also uploading my computer edited program, "Tommy 2 The Maxx" a slight homage to Max Headroom, the sly computer generated devil :)

Mmmm.... Merger....

It is official! Deen Comix, a comic and entertainment firm, run by lontime friend of FishNChips Joe S., now known as Deen, has officially merged with FishNChips Entertainment! Tommy and Deen have been friends for years, and now Deen has been named one of the "CEO CLUB" members, meaning that, since there is no ONE owner of FishNChips, Deen WILL be officially a co-owner of the company.

The Tommy Blogg TalkBox: Kevin John aka BONEZ from VH1's "I Love New York"

Q: First things first. Tell me about what YOU have been doing since the show ended.

A: 1. Since the show, I have been a busy man. I have toured the country as a motivational speaker, speaking mainly to students. I have also shot two independent films, and a couple commercials. I perform regularly with my sketch comedy troupe, The Afromedians. Currently, I'm in the process of starting my own production company, I.T.E. (Inspiring Through Entertainment) Productions. My vision here is to create entertaining shows that enlighten and educate people across the world. Lastly, I've been a busy man on the dating scene.

Q: You have become well known and well loved by a mass group of people. Are you modest in person?

A: I am very modest. I remember where I came from. Also, fame only last so long.

Q: What do you consider your self in politics, Republican or Democrat?

A: Definitely a Democrat.

Q: Boxers of briefs?

A: Prefer boxer briefs

Q: Paper or plastic?

A: Paper

Q:Where do you see your self in 10 years?

A: In ten years I see myself making a difference in the world and married to a beautiful wife.

Q: What are your super powers?

A: Have no super powers that I know of. If I did, I would use them excessively!

Q: What is your weakness?

A: My weakness is women who wear apple bottom jeans and high boots. I'm a sucker for that! LOL

Q: If you were an animal, what would you be specifically?

A: I'd be an ant, so I can peek my head in anywhere.


Q: What do you, an influential figuire, think you have to offer the world in general?

A: A positive contageon, piece at heart, and a gorgeous smile.

Q: Is there anything you have to say to my league of readers here on "The Tommy Blogg Talk Box"?

A: Life is to be lived; Rest when you die

Q: I hope to get a follow-up with you and now consider you my friend? Do I reserve the right to call you a "famous friend" among the other celebritites who have been here on "TBTB"?

A: You can call me anything you'd like!!

www.actorkevinjohn.com
www.myspace.com/kevinjohn1

And The Losers Are....

Now we at The Tommy Blogg, a subsidary of FishNChips Entertainment, in asscosciation with MainStudio, have seen the votes cast in favor of who the OTHER critics think is going to win. Bull...S#%T! Some of them deserved it, but "There Will Be Blood" seems like stupid wrapped in kevlar. Now here are the critics whose top 10 lists "There Will be Blood" got onto;

1st - Ella Taylor, LA Weekly
1st - Glenn Kenny, Premiere
1st - Keith Phipps, The A.V. Club
1st - Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly
1st - Marc Savlov, The Austin Chronicle
1st - Marjorie Baumgarten, The Austin Chronicle
1st - Mike Russell, The Oregonian
1st - Scott Foundas, LA Weekly
1st - Stephen Holden, The New York Times
1st - Tom Charity, CNN[16]
2nd - David Ansen, Newsweek
2nd - Nathan Rabin, The A.V. Club
2nd - Rene Rodriguez, The Miami Herald
2nd - Scott Tobias, The A.V. Club
3rd - A.O. Scott, The New York Times (tied with Sweeney Todd)
3rd - Ann Hornaday, The Washington Post
3rd - Joe Morgenstern, The Wall Street Journal
4th - Desson Thomson, The Washington Post
4th - Ty Burr, The Boston Globe
5th - J. Hoberman, The Village Voice
5th - Shawn Levy, The Oregonian
6th - Christy Lemire, Associated Press[20]
7th - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
9th - Claudia Puig, USA Today
9th - Richard Schickel, TIME magazine
10th - Dana Stevens, Slate
10th - Lou Lumenick, New York Post

As according to Wikipedia. That is over 20 people who have had years of respected experience and heavyweight in the world of entertainment and criticism. Too bad they have to be WRONG! XD

As far as updates, that comes later. Also, we are in the ever-pressing matters of new shows.

A Hellacious Update!

Man, ever since Christmas, the 'Blogg has suffered. I am actually planning to make this our first post back from break, even though the Nat Portman story technically counts. An amazing turn for the soulja boy video, 24,500 hits turned past this weekend, and my interviews with georgey boy has had quite a few. Now it is time for THE UPDAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES!

- After some serious consideration and every news-stand cover on earth telling me I'm wrong, I have finally decided Zoey 101 star Jamie Lynn Spears, daughter of Lynne Spears, and sister of nut-zilla (formerly known as Britney Spears) is actually pregnant. Now the certified professionals at The Tommy Blogg have done some research, and we have narrowed down who the father is. And it's NOT Casey "Quick" Aldridge. Chart coming soon.

- FishNChips Entertainment has set sail! We and our assosciate, animator Kalidda, have set up shop in Italy! WHERE exactly is coming soon.

Assumed Identities of The FishNChips Crew

To protect the well-faring of the FishNChips Crew, They Will now be going by these names;

Me - Jonas Mutte
Joe - Deen
Andrew - Bijou Spazzman
Christian - Zero DeJulius
Gary - Gary ( He's like 49. His parents don't care)
Cody - Jeeves Alpine
Brian - Skippy Freewill
Elle - EK
John - Jay Richards

Nat-ty New Year :(

Natalie Portman was seen holding hands all snuggly-wuggly with former male model Nathan Bogle. And they looked Soooo... happy. :( Here is a couple pictures of the cheeky new dream team... who does not involve ME.




If Only There Was A Rift Inbetween The Two..... And Maybe There Is!

Hey Guys!

Sorry I went on hiatus since the 25th, stuff's been busy! but in good news, check out my personal interview with the president! go to my youtube page, and it has those two PLUS a documentary of FishNChips Entertainment. Our Super Mario bros. Based Show, The Super Smash Show, which we are getting the rights to hopefully in the next 4 days, AND the randomest clipshow around, Just Another Random Clip Show! is in the works! I am gonna try to actually get the video ON THIS PAGE, but it may require some work. It is majorily made up of stuff sent in by the youtube community, and the rest of my humble following (lol jk). Up to this sentence, we only have 3M of all 66M uploaded on the Random video show, but we are definitely Let's hope for the best, and long live FishNChips Entertainment!