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Wiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

I am currently blogging to you from a Nintendo Wii. This is t-ruly an amazing device. Tyler owns! Well, Ive gotta go, carpal tunnel is setting in. Love, Tommy aka "Big Sexy" *wink*

Hello And Welcome Back!

I know it has been a while since we last spoke, and long pauses in the blo posts seem to be rampant, but I love my readers like I love cake. And I L-o-o-o-o-ve Cake.
Im gonna keep up with the posts as best as I can, but school (Urgh.) is just too big to ignore. P.s. If you love some French, go to my French teacher Madame Selle's blog, http://www.lecafefrancais.blogspot.com

Good Day, Tommy N.

PROJECT!

You are in Tommy's BLOG, which means you are either

- A friend
- A family member
- Coworker
- Minor aquaintance
or
- A fan

Pleas enjoy the following video and forward this video to every person you've ever met to get support for this video project. Here is the URL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3CTf1cRfLU

Fitzdog Lite

I often check in with the friends of the blogg, and today I fired off a MySpace message to comedian, stand-up veteran, and friend of the blog Greg Fitzsimmons, informing him I hit my 20th interview (now 21 lol!) and asking him if he wanted me to plug anything. This is the response I got.

"Congratulations!
I would love you to plug the Helium comedy club in Philly may 28-31

Thanks a lot!
Greg"

So go see Fitzdog love at the Helium comedy club in the city of brotherly love May 28th through the 31st, or else Greg will boil my kneecaps!

The Tommy Blogg TalkBox Interviews: NY Indie Rock/Electronica Band Action Action

Today I got word back from Action Action, a New York Indie Rock outfit with an electronic flare and a pop idealism. I talked to Dan Leo, who does drums, percussion, and vocal efx for the band. A gracious guy, and an authentic good group, here is my interview.

Q: Your band has made itself an institution in independent music. Do you like being a band with a wide fanbase, but less exposure?

A: Having a wide fanbase with little exposure is a plus in the sense that people out there are paying attention to good music and sticking with it. We have great fans because they are dedicated and have a true passion for our music. We've spent about four years touring hard to build our fanbase up, and its a solid fanbase, we love seeing the fans we've made in different cities over and over. They are there for us and a band cant ask more than that, we appreciate the hardcore fans we have because they truly love our music, and we love them. dl

Q: When's the next EP, LP, or CD coming out, and wh should everyone that reads this blog buy it?

A: We will be going into the studio to record our record in early summer. We've been demoing tons of stuff, and we're stoked to get in the studio to put this record together. Yes, everyone who reads your blog should buy our record because itll be something that they will fall in love with.

(Editor's Note: I've Listened To Demos of Their Newer Stuff. Boss, Bad, Bitchin', and Groovy!)

Q: Who influences you as a writers/musicians the most?

A: As the band grows, the influences change, and that the great thing about music. But there are always the solid influences that inspired us from the start like Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, Nirvana, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Elliot Smith...the list goes on and on. We love listening to different music all the time, and I think thats important if your band wants to innovate itself. People get bored of bands that put out the same record over and over. The bands themselves do to, so change is great.

Q: What is your stance/stances on the war in Iraq?

A: The war in Iraq isn't an easy subject to give a cut and dry answer to, but personally i think that the way we approached the war wasn't the most affective. Our economy is in a scary place right now because of this war, and its only going to get worse. Because of oil, the future of America and the world is at great danger. Instead of having to burn dinosaurs that is slowly deteriorating our planet, we should already be implementing alternative energy methods that wont ruin the environment and make us bomb other countries. People will say this war isn't about oil but about winning the war on terrorism. The fact is, by going over there and bombing the place up, we are creating more terrorism, and I believe the future holds that truth. dl

Q: What are you/you guys' favorite food?

A;We love all kinds of food, thats what makes traveling delightful in a sense. You get to try all kinds of stuff. Sushi is wonderful, Mexican rules, and we love Greek food as well.

Q: So after inspecting my blog, how awesome is it on a scale of 1-10 ( ..http://www. thetommyzone. blogspot.
com.. )

A; Im going to give it a 10 Tommy.

Q: Do I reserve the right to call you/ your band my newest on my list famous friends?

A; Thats up to you. Fame is a state of mind. We want to be everyones friend =).

Dream Town!

Last night, I was told this morning by my mother that I was not only sleepwalking last night, but indeed sleep HUNTING. My mother recounted the story as this;

"You woke up and jumped off your bed. You came over to me, excited, and said loudly, 'Did you see that?', I had no idea what you were talking about. 'I shot that teddy bear!'. You SHOT a teddy bear, or you GOT a teddy bear? I asked. Then you said 'I shot it mom. Didn't you see it?!?'. I asked you again to make sure you said that, 'You shot a teddy bear Tommy?'. You thought about it and responded 'yeah....YEAH...'. Then I told you 'good job. If you need mom later come on in here.' And you walked off, and slid under your blanket."

And I woke up with a new pair of pants on.
Isn't that damn near the strangest thing you've ever seen?

Namazu Animation Goes COmic!

you'll see. You'll All see.

Totality! 20 Interviews

Well, when i started way back when, over 170 posts ao, noone thought this blo would go anywhere. But here is a list of the people Ive interviewed as of today.
(Organized from oldest to newest).

John R. Dilworth, Director/Producer, Creator of cartoon "Courage the Cowardly Dog"
Claudia Gonson, Multi-Instrumentalist, Vocalist, The Magnetic Fields
Greg Fitzsimmons, Comedian, VH1 Panelist
Kevin John, AKA Bonez, Reality Show Contestant, Comedian
Paul Scheer, Comedian, Actor, MTV's "Human Giant"
Chrissie Amphlett, Vocalist, Australian Rock Band The Divinyls
Brian Moore, Democratic Socialist, 2008 Presidential Candidate
Cassandra Whitehead, Model, Reality Show Contestant, "America's Next Top Model"
Naima Mora, Model/Singer, Reality Show Contestant, "America's Next Top Model" (Winner)
Ryan Malgarini and Austin Rogers, aka InsertHear, Tween Comedy Team
Ryan Heller, Vocalist, Boston rock band "Aberdeen City"
Joe Bobb Briggs, Famed Movie Critic
Jon Barthmus, Lead Singer of Indie Rock Band The A-Sides
One of The Guys From STL Band "The Feed"
Brit Lockhart: Guitar and VOX for St. Louis band "Daydream Astrounauts"
One of The Guys From Late Rock Band "Absinthe Blind"
Brandon Hardesty and Scott Levesque, Drummer and Singer for Indie Massachusetts Rock Band "Wheat"
Steven Lea Sheppard, Video Game Columnist, Actor, "The Royal Tennenbaums, 2001.

Suck it Hollywood.

The Tommy Blogg TalkBox Interviews: Actor and Columnist, Steven Lea Sheppard

Q: I will start with what everyone wants to know; What's your favorite kind of sandwich?

A: A good shrimp club is always appreciated, but they can be hard to find; not everywhere makes shrimp clubs, and I've had some bad ones. A good turkey club isn't quite as good as a good shrimp club, but they're available everywhere and, much like pizza, even the ones that aren't great are pretty good. I think I appreciate turkey club sandwiches more on the whole, but I prefer shrimp club sandwiches individually.

Q: My reader probably know you best for your role as Dudley Heinsburgen in the amazing and popular Wes Anderson comedy "The Royal Tennenbaums". What was it like playing a scientific guinea pig for a bearded Bill Murray?


A: Often very cold. A lot of the sets we shot in weren't particularly well-heated, and Dudley's wardrobe consisted of short shorts and a T-shirt. Other than that, fun. Bill Murray especially but also the majority of the cast were competent people, comfortable in their jobs. One hears about on-set drama in Hollywood productions, but I didn't see any. I've found acting is less intimidating if one approaches it as just a job like any other, and having a set full of people who feel the same way helps.

Q: What's next on your plate? (And don't have it until you finish your peas)

A: Not sure yet. Possibly that post-secondary education thing that keeps getting interrupted by other things.

Q: What do you consider your self in politics, Republican or Democrat?

A: Canada doesn't have the same set of political parties as the United States; moreover, because we have four major political parties at any given time (and existing ones tend to die off and get replaced by new ones every thirty to fifty years), Canadians don't really self-identify according to political affiliation the way Americans often seem to. Were I to affiliate myself with a particular American political party, it'd be the Democrats, but that's hardly surprising. The Canadian political "center" is much further to the left than the American; to most of us, even the American Democrats come across as uncomfortably far-right.

Canadian-politics-wise, all the parties are pretty bleah right now.

"Editor's Note: Sorry, I Have A Set of 20 Questions That I Mix And Match. I'm Not Thouroughly Incompetent."

Q: If you were president, what is the first thing you would do with all that power?

A: I'd launch an investigation into how that happened -- as a native-born Canadian I'm not eligible to be elected POTUS. Beyond that, I'd probably call up Al Gore and Jimmy Carter and ask for advice, since they've both won Nobel Peace Prizes and have some experience with Presidential-level US politics.

Q:Where do you see your self in 10 years?


A: Writing professionally, I hope.

Q: What are your super powers?

A: I wish I knew.

Q: What is your weakness?

A: Caffeine dependency, which I'm trying to kick even as I type this.


Q: Boxers of briefs?

A: That's a bit of a personal question for a first interview, don't you think?

Q: Paper or plastic?

A: Paper is sturdier more eco-friendly, but plastic is more easily re-used. Lately I've been using one of those vinyl bags you take with you to the store; it has the benefit of being both sturdy and re-usable.


Q: If you were an animal, what would you be specifically?

A: The great ape pan narrens, which, as it happens, I am.

Q: Let's do word association; Fish!

Coconut milk. They go well together.

Q: Is there anything you have to say to my league of readers here on "The Tommy Blogg
Talk Box"?

Not that I can think of at the moment, I'm afraid.

Q: I hope to get a follow-up with you and now consider you my friend? Do I reserve the right to call you a "famous friend" among the other celebritites who have been here on "TBTB"?


I see no reason why not.

Stephen Lea Sheppard

That just goes to show, the watching "The Royal Tennenbaums" at 6 AM and getting an interview with an actor on the movie at 8:47 American Central : UTC-6/-5 Time, Set Your Mind To It, And There's No Reason You Can't Do It.

The Tommy Blogg TalkBox Interviews: Brendan Hardesty and Scott Levesque, Drummer and Singer for Indie Massachusetts Rock Band "Wheat"

What can I say about Massachusetts natives 'Wheat' that hasn't already been said on their 4 amazing albums. Featured on multiple soundtracks, including superchick-flick "Win A Date With Tad Hamilton", this band has been on "Late Night With Conan O'Brien", "Carson Daly", and more. A band rocking since the late 90's, Wheat will go down in indie rock history. Here is my interview, with Scott's answers signified with an 'S' and Brandon's answers marked with a 'B' enjoy.

Q: Your band has made itself an institution in independent music. Do you like being a band with a wide fanbase, but less exposure?

A: S. i think so. we love music.... we try and live, and have love and stuff - so, it's hard to think about. but, i like what we have. what we share. we'll take it all as it comes.

Q: When's the next EP, LP, or CD coming out, and wh should everyone that reads this blog buy it?

A: B. we're now in the studio working on our next full length - and, digging the process. so, it should be out sometime in the coming year (never can tell exact schedules). we're super jazzed 'bout this one - we think it's very uplifting stuff. a really good batch - it's better than most, and truly unique.

Q: Who influences you as a writers/musicians the most?

A: S. great artists in any genre. people (men and women) who take it to a different level. people who aren't afraid to reach beyond the areas that they are comfortable in, and who try and find something special - something new.

Q: What is your stance/stances on the war in Iraq?

A: B. tough one. we need to leave them alone. we all need to be left alone as much as possible.

Q: What are you/you guys' favorite food?

A; S. tacos B. all seafood.

Q: So after inspecting my blog, how awesome is it on a scale of 1-10 ( http://www.thetommyzone.blogspot.com )

A; B. all the numbers. 1-10

Q: Do I reserve the right to call you/ your band my newest on my list famous friends?

A; S. knock yourself out.

The Tommy Blogg TalkBox Interviews: The Late band Absinthe Blind

Well AB wrapped it up in 03 but here is an interview I did with one of the fellas involved.

Q: Your band has made itself an institution in independent music. Do you like being a band with a wide fanbase, but less exposure?

A: Well we wrapped things up in 2003, but check out www.myspace.com/headlights

Q: When's the next EP, LP, or CD coming out, and wh should everyone that reads this blog buy it?

A: Our final album, Rings, was released in 2003

Q: Who influences you as a writers/musicians the most?

A: We loved the beatles and my bloody valentine

Q: What is your stance/stances on the war in Iraq?

A: A horrible tradgedy

Q: What are you/you guys' favorite food?

A; (NOT ANSWERED)

Q: So after inspecting my blog, how awesome is it on a scale of 1-10 ( ..http://www. thetommyzone. blogspot.
com.. )

A; 10

Q: Do I reserve the right to call you/ your band my newest on my list famous friends?

A;
Absolutley

The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews: Brit Lockhart, Guitarist and Vox'er from STL Band Daydream Astronauts

Today, I interviewed the articulate and lovely-haired Brit Lockhart from DDA, St. Louis' growing experimental musical outfitting. Here it is;

Q: Your band has made itself an institution in independent music. Do you like being a band with a wide fanbase, but less exposure?

A: Exposure is nice, because one of the best things about playing music is sharing it with people. But, as long as we have fans that keep coming to our shows, it doesn't reallly matter what kind of exposure we get for it. We play music for the soul purpose of creating something that we think is unique, and that we like to play. That's the whole point, right?

Q: When's the next EP, LP, or CD coming out, and why should everyone that reads this blog buy it?

A:Our next EP is entitled "Soap Box Briefly" and it will be out in late June, early August. You know I'm in the band, so this will sound a bit egotistical, but everyone who reads this blog should buy it! IF you're a fan of dark, dramatic, ecccentric indie rock, then you'll love this record! We'll probably release a couple tracks for free on our site soon, so check our site to hear the new.


Q: Who influences you as a writers/musicians the most?

A: Our influesnces constantly change, even from day to day. And anything can be an influence, from friends and family, to writers (my favorites lately are Bukowski and Orwell) to just everyday life. Musically, our biggest influences or bands that we look up to would have to be bands that sound like noone else. Bands like The Mars Volta, Sonic Youth, Make Believe, Radiohead, The Beatles, The Velvet Underground, Miles Davis, and The Microphones. We're definately music geeks.

Q: What is your stance/stances on the war in Iraq?

A: I personally think that war in general is rediculous. I think that we're losing valuable lives, and that we're in this war for no reason. But, I look up to those that are willing to fight for what they believe in. But fighting rarely solves anything.

Q: What are you/you guys' favorite food?

A;I would have to say either fried chickn with mashed potatoes, or Chinese Food. mmmmm.

Q: So after inspecting my blog, how awesome is it on a scale of 1-10 ( http://www. thetommyzone. blogspot. com )

A; On a 1 to 10 scale, I'd give it a 14

Q: Since I am in the Missouri area, any upcoming gigs you wanna plug here?

A: Well our next show is:
June 13th @ The Loft
Main St., Belleville, IL
(across from the Lincoln Theatre; above the Ice Cream Shop)
This show is going to be MONUMENTAL! Our friends the House Floor (Blacksburg VA) are stopping by on their tour of the midwest. COme out to Belleville for some amazing avant-rock!
$5 at the door - doors open at 8pm

Q: Do I reserve the right to call you/ your band my newest on my list famous friends?

A; But of course! Thanks so much, and stay in touch!

Tommy Blogg TalkBox Interviews: One of The Guys From STL Band "The Feed"

The band "The Feed" has been blowing UP the STL indie scene for quite some time now, but remaining as fresh as day uno. Now the person who I interviewed did not follow the instruction (Put your initials before your answer so we know who you are) so this is one of the people from ST. LOuis' The Feed;

Q: Your band has made itself an institution in independent music. Do you like being a band with a wide fanbase, but less exposure?

A: Not necessarily. We're looking for more exposure all the time. Right now we've got a couple songs in some upcoming movie soundtracks and we're always looking for more radio-college-satellite spins. We just try to avoid "mainstream".

Q: When's the next EP, LP, or CD coming out, and wh should everyone that reads this blog buy it?

A: September. People should buy it b/c it'll be monumental...we hope...

Q: Who influences you as a writers/musicians the most?

A: Everything and everyone. From lovers to haters and everything in between. As far as specific artists, we're big fans of Miles Davis, The Police, The Kinks, Hendrix, the basics.

Q: What is your stance/stances on the war in Iraq?

A: Get out now. What a disaster. American troops are being killed for political bullshit.

Q: What are you/you guys' favorite food?

A; Breakfast. We're big fans of greasy diners.

Q: So after inspecting my blog, how awesome is it on a scale of 1-10 ( http://www. thetommyzone. blogspot. com )

I'll give it an 8. Give The Feed a little more love and you could easily reach 10.


Q: Do I reserve the riht to call you/ your band my newest on my list famous friends?

A;
Indeed.

The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews: Jon Barthmus, Lead Singer of Indie Rock Band The A-Sides

Today I had the pleasure of interviewing a truly talented individual, Jon Barthmus of the indie rock/ collee rock outfit "The A-Sides" which is currently a 5 piece revue who has released two full-length albums, and were just signed to Vagrant records (as new members of the TB we are extrememly happy for them.
Here Is My Interview;


Q: Your band has made itself an institution in independent music. Do you like being a band with a wide fanbase, but less exposure?

A: hm...I'm not sure how wide our fanbase is, but it is amazing to us when we show up to play in some random city and there's even one person that is really excited to see us.

Q: When's the next EP, LP, or CD coming out, and wh should everyone that reads this blog buy it?

A: Our next move may be a mystery even for us. I've got a ton of songs ready to go, and I think we're going to be recording them by ourselves so EPs, LPs, who knows...we might just start releasing whatever we want whenever we create it. That's kind of what I'd like to do. Only time will tell.

Q: Who influences you as a writers/musicians the most?

A: Influences are a constantly changing thing for us. I can say that whatever will become the next record will have been largely influenced by the japanese writer Haruki Murakami. I first picked up one of his books when we finished the last record and it immediately had such an impact on me. Since then I've read nearly everything he's written and a lot of the imagery sort of repeats itself from book to book and I've found some of those ideas really sticking with me and resonating with what I was already writing.

Q: What is your stance/stances on the war in Iraq?

A: It makes my stomach turn. I'd say that there's hope for it to be over soon, but it seems like the US will always find a way to be at war with someone.

Q: What are you/you guys' favorite food?

A; This is a great question because on our last couple of tours we'd joke about how we're really just on a tour of the best vegetarian restaurants in the country. Playing shows sort of became secondary to finding good food. We'd usually do a little research on our way into any given city and go directly to whatever restaurant even before we went to the venue. That said...my personal absolute favorite food I think comes from a place called "the grit" in athens georgia. Anything I've ever had there is my favorite food. Other than that I can say that we all agree on PIZZA as a true timeless favorite.

Q: So after inspecting my blog, how awesome is it on a scale of 1-10 ( http://www.thetommyzone.blogspot.com )

A; There has not yet been a scale invented that would capture a rating for your blog.

Q: Do I reserve the right to call you/ your band my newest on my list famous friends?

A; I don't think we're remotely famous, but sure, let's be friends!

We hope to get a followup, and go out and buy about 700 copies of their latest CD, "Silver Storms" (2007) on iTunes. Make sure to soak it all up and get back to the band at their website listed in the link area to your right.

IMPRESSIVE TOMMY-SON!!!!!

Well, when i started way back when, over 160 posts ao, noone thought this blo would go anywhere. But here is a list of the people Ive interviewed as of today.
(Organized from oldest to newest).

John R. Dilworth, Director/Producer, Creator of cartoon "Courage the Cowardly Dog"
Claudia Gonson, Multi-Instrumentalist, Vocalist, The Magnetic Fields
Greg Fitzsimmons, Comedian, VH1 Panelist
Kevin John, AKA Bonez, Reality Show Contestant, Comedian
Paul Scheer, Comedian, Actor, MTV's "Human Giant"
Chrissie Amphlett, Vocalist, Australian Rock Band The Divinyls
Brian Moore, Democratic Socialist, 2008 Presidential Candidate
Cassandra Whitehead, Model, Reality Show Contestant, "America's Next Top Model"
Naima Mora, Model/Singer, Reality Show Contestant, "America's Next Top Model" (Winner)
Ryan Malgarini and Austin Rogers, aka InsertHear, Tween Comedy Team
Ryan Heller, Vocalist, Boston rock band "Aberdeen City"
Joe Bobb Briggs, Famed Movie Critic
Jon Barthmus, Lead Singer of Indie Rock Band The A-Sides
One of The Guys From STL Band "The Feed"

Suck it Hollywood.

The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews: Famed Movie Critic Joe Bob Briggs

When you hear "Film critic", the first thing that pops into your head is dignified constructive criticism, Siskel and Ebert, Classy stuff right?
THINK AGAIN.
Today I got an interview with one of the most blue-collar, backwoods humdrum hoodfellow, Famed movie critic Joe Bob Briggs. Here's what I extracted from Mr. Briggs.

Q: As a critic in all its forms, does that translate into your PERSONAL life?

A: Yep, I pretty much get up in the morning and start challenging everything, starting with the breakfast cereal. "You call that a Cheerio?"

Q: Let's play hardball. What IS THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR?

A: Iron Man.


Q: What do you consider your self in politics, Republican or Democrat?

A: Whoever's not in office. I like to pick on authority.

Q: Boxers of briefs?

A: Yes. I'm not kidding, there's something called a Boxer Brief. I'll wear those. I will NOT wear the new Tight Baggy jeans.

Q: Paper or plastic?

A: Plastic, like God intended.

Q:Where do you see your self in 10 years?

A: Reflecting on my life and saying, "How can one man download that much porn?"

Q: What are your super powers?

A: I can send psychic energy into the ozone that will constantly distort Hillary Clinton's face, making her smile inappropriately as her eyes bug out.

Q: What is your weakness?

A: Girls in stiletto heels.

Q: If you were an animal, what would you be specifically?

A: Lion.

Q: What do you, an influential figuire, think you have to offer the world in general?

A: The three B's: Blood, Breasts and Beasts.

Q: Is there anything you have to say to my league of readers here on "The Tommy Blogg Talk Box"?

A: Don't whip it out unless you know who's behind you.

Q: I hope to get a follow-up with you and now consider you my friend? Do I reserve the right to call you a "famous friend" among the other celebritites who have been here on "TBTB"?

A: Absolutely. The drive-in will never die.

ENJOY>>>>>>

The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews: Ryan Heller, Lead Singer of Boston Indie Rock Band Aberdeen City

There may be no better expression of greatness on the Boston indie scene than Aberdeen City, a four-man outfit who released the re-release of their smash first album "The Freezing Atlantic" in 2006 and are relesing their first new work since then SOON. We got an interview with him. Read It.


Q: Your band has made itself an institution in independent music. Do you like being a band with a wide fanbase, but less exposure?

A: It's been a while since we've toured so I feel like I've lost some perspective on who actually is listening to us-- but to answer the question, I just like that people heard the last album and I hope they hear the next one as well.

Q: When's the next EP, LP, or CD coming out, and wh should everyone that reads this blog buy it?

A: we've just finished recording it after almost a year of writing. i think we got pretty burnt out on the freezing atlantic touring because it came out twice and we spent almost two years playing those songs live, so it was great to take time off and write. but how we're burnt out on that. We're all hoping for a 2008 release for the LP but I think we're going to post some stuff on our site for free. Seems to be the thing to do these days and we'd like to see/hear some reactions.

Q: Who influences you as a writers/musicians the most?

A: Personally, I'm most influenced by the three other guys in this band. When we're writing, I don't really listen to very much music. I think it's because we have such a democratic songwriting process. We all write parts for each other and everything is fair game. Even with something as personal as lyrics, if Brad writes a line that the three of us don't like, it goes. I think that type and level of creative control influences my own creativity more than anything else because it's like a big long musical conversation that ends in a song. Does that sound jam-bandy to say? Whatever.

Q: What is your stance/stances on the war in Iraq?

A: I have friends that have been over there and that are there now--- so while I have my opinions, mostly I think I'm totally under-qualified to talk about it in a real way. I mean, I don't ask my military friends what indie rock I should be listening to.


Q: What are you/you guys' favorite food?

A; There are these burritos in Boston from a place called Annas Taqueria; It's last meal type shit.

Q: So after inspecting my blog, how awesome is it on a scale of 1-10 ( http://www.thetommyzone.blogspot.com )

A; I can say that on a scale of 1-10 you are 10x cooler than I was when I was 14.

Q: Do I reserve the riht to call you/ your band my newest on my list famous friends?

A; Absolutely. take it easy.

READ AGAIN>>>>

The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews: InsertHear

InsertHear is a tween/teen comedy duo of Ryan Malgarini and Austin Rogers, two amazingly talented young actors, Ryan Malgarini being a young actor from Freaky Friday and How To Eat Fried Worms, and Austin Rogers as a rising star from How To Eat Fried Worms and Other films. Here Is both of there responses respectively to my inquisition.

Here's The Layout;

RM: Austin Rogers.
AR: Ryan Malgarini.

Q: You guys have both had pretty big success in tv and film work. Who are YOUR favorite actors and actresses?

RM: Austin Rogers.
AR: Ryan Malgarini.

Q: Do either of you attractive young stars have a relationship going? Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Horse w/ Party Hat?

RM: I was at this party and the horse with a party hat was hitting up on me but I have a promise ring.
AR: I knocked up that same horse at that party.

Q: What do you guys plan to do next?

RM: Keep making more videos.
AR: Our 41 subscribers apparently want us to make more videos so we probably won't.

Q: Do you guys like hot dogs?

RM: This is America who doesn't?
AR: I love me some Dodger Dogs.

Q: Big buns?

RM: And I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.
AR: Is this meant to be in a sexual context?

Q: Who is your celeb crush/crushes?

RM: Jessica Alba.
AR: It's a tie between Kate Beckinsale in "Click", Punky Brewster at the age of 16, or Elizabeth Hurley in the 90's.

Q: What is your favorite music?

RM: Anything you can understand the words to.
AR: Bruce Springsteen, Dave Matthews Band, Jack Johnson, O.A.R, Johnny Cash, The Police, Against Me, John Butler Trio, Kill Hannah, Metro Station, Bob Marley, The Beatles, ZZ Top, Say Anything, Rage Against the Machine Sublime, Violent Femmes, Matt Costa, John Mayer, Howie Day, U2, Jason Mraz. Just to name a few.

Q: You guys put under favorite tv, among other things, Jerry SPringer Show. What is the weirdest JSS episode you could think of be?

RM: Austin getting together with that horse with a party hat.
AR: I swear it wasn't my baby.

These young men are GENIUS. Look after their HiJinx on their duo YouTube page;

http://www.youtube.com/inserthear

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Terrorist)

it's 9:11 in my time zone

The Tommy Corwin Experience

NOw when I get into conversation, I am asked about my favorite animal. Well just so I can avoid a little more of that, here is Tommy's top 10 favorite animals. Now I love all animals (excluding some snakes) but these are what I call my favorites conventionally (in no particular order).

10. Asian Elephant
9. Moustachioed Emperor Tamarin
8. Honeypot Ants
7. Alpaca
6. 3 Toed Sloth
5. Saki (monkey species)
4. Pangolin
3. Armadillo
2. Capybara
1. Pygmy Golden Marmoset

Tommy Blogg CriticTalk: R.E.M. - Accelerate

I may not be the best critic persay, because you know immediately whether I like an album (or movie or book, etc.) but even though I might be biased in my liking of R.E.M., I got their latest album, Accelerate, this weekend.

Accelerate does not attempt to hide what it really is;
a fast-paced rock record.
R.E.M. has always been a rock band by definition, and I think that that point is made clear with their most-televised single, "Supernatural Superserious", which re-introduces you to these rock lovelies, with their first album since "Around The Sun" which was released in 2004. With a career spanning almost 3 decades, R.E.M. has managed to keep their rock ethic at the forefront of what they were doing. From a small Athens indie band, to the poster children for what music really is meant to be, these guys have been at the top of their game for quite some time now. Even with the lack of drummer Bill Berry, who had to quit the band after some severe health issues (after 17 YEARS!), REM has managed to make this uptempo alternative record a major occurence. Even though "Around the Sun" managed to make a small "murmur" (It's a REM pun :P) on what I like to call the "Tommy Jam Scale", which is scored from 0.5-10.0 (1/2 - 10) which counts every 1/2 number as well as whole numbers, Here is how The Tommy Blogg CriticTalk Rating System works;

You will have the 1-5 Tommys, and their rating on the TJS Tommy Jam Scale. Now let's see how R.E.M. - Accelerate sized up;

ugh...

You know, I'm all FOR crazy stupid people flinging their boobs at each other and stuff, but does anyone think 'Springer is getting even more FAKE then it was? Like I walked in to watch the TV I have in the bathroom, and I realized just HOW fake it was. And if I wanted to watch "My Kissin' Cousin is a Racist Clergymen Transvestite Who Owns My Half-Simian Step-Uncle and My Masked Wrestler Brother Sexually Assaulted a Clown With a Toaster After He Fell In Love With A Rake and Dry Humped An Elvis Impersonator With Cancer And Stalked Lou Dobbs With A Pitbull At The DMV" then I'd leave it to the imagination. It is really weird.

Minute Correction

I thought I only liked a few kinds of Glaceau Vitaminwater, but even though I love formula 50, which not only has that tangy delicious grape tang, but it has all the nutrients to keep me satisfied for hours on end. And it is also endorsed by rapper 50 Cent, or as I refer to him, my home boy. But, you all know Glaceau has not officially decided whether to sponsor the blog, so all of this is just a personal endorsement and in no way is a legal sponsorship of the product, just a testimony to it's taste and jolt of spontaneous energy, with enough flavors to satisfy even the MOST finicky drinker. These include but are not limited to;

Power-C - Dragonfruit - (Vitamin C + Taurine)

Energy - Tropical Citrus - (Vitamin B + Guarana)

Revive - Fruit Punch - (Vitamin B + Potassium)

Multi-V - Lemonade - ("Vitamin A to Zinc")

Focus - Kiwifruit-Strawberry - (Vitamin A + Lutein)

Essential - Orange-Orange - (Vitamin C + Calcium)

Formula 50 - Grape - (50% Daily Dose of Vitamins)

Defense - Raspberry-Apple - (Vitamin C + Zinc)

Rescue - Green Tea - (Vitamin C + EGCG)

Endurance - Peach-Mango - (Vitamin E + Ribose)

Vital-T - Lemon Tea - (Vitamin C + Vitamin E)

Balance - Cran-Grapefruit - (Vitamin C + Glucosamine)

B-Relaxed - Jackfruit-Guava - (Vitamin B + Theanine)

Charge - Lemon-Lime + (Vitamin B + Electrolytes)

XXX - Acai-Blueberry-Pomegranate - (Triple Antioxidants)


And once again, Glaceau has not sponsored us, so I just LOVE Vitamin Water.

The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews: Naima Mora from America's Next Top Model

Recenly I caught up with ANOTHER beautiful model from America's Next Top Model,
Naima Mora, whose individuality and unique look propelled her to the top.
She is also the singer of the band Chewing Picks, so here it is, our interview.

Q: EVERYBODY knows you from America's Next Top Model. What modeling did you do before the show?

A:i was just working hard to make test shoots with Friends like make up artists and photografers... nothing too big.

Q: The judges loved how individual and unique you look. Do you think that if you fit the normal Barbie doll look, that you would have made it to the top of the show?

A:The way i look is part of who i am and makes my character. its my culture and reflection of what that means to grow up bi-racial in america. and the show celebrates differences and being able to have models that can relate to all people. But i think i made it to the top because of my persona, which is indirectly influenced partially by my ethnic back gorund.

Q: Who did you like and dislike the most in the house?

A:hahahahaaa, wouldn't you like to know? i didn't dislike any one. I don't judge people, i try to understand them and empathize, thats why i didn't get into drama with other models. K-len did become a good friend of mine and still is.

Q: What's next in line for you? More TV, music, or what?

A:CHEWING PICS : the rock band that i sing for.... its an amazing journey, and i had not expected that i would become a singer in my lifetime.... but it fell on me and i had to take it because i realize that i love it and take it very seriously. www. myspace. com/chewingpics We just release our first EP "TARANTULA" that is available on the page as well. But Maybe some movies in the future too... maybe

Q: What do you consider your self in politics, Republican or Democrat?

A: oooooooo! thats touchy! haha not really, "Humanist"

Q: If you were president, what is the first thing you would do with all that power?

A:Promote public educational funding and compassion. Global awareness and green peace

Q: Where do you see your self in 10 years?

A: happy... but i'm happy now too, so probably more mature, touring with my band mostly... cause modeling at that point is a little off... i'll be 34! HA

Q: What are your super powers?

A: Compassion

Q: What is your weakness?

A: Vanity

Q: Paper or plastic?

A: hmmmm... plastic, being that it be recyled properly. Stop waisting the earths Natural resources by cutting more trees.... or even better, digital! that saves everything.

Q: If you were an animal, what would you be specifically?

A: a dodo bird.... or chinese crested dog. hmmm thats a tough one.

Q: Is there anything you have to say to my league of readers here on "The Tommy Blogg
Talk Box"?

A: Just thanks for keeping interest in my career. Thanks for supporting me.... Rock out. Live Living, not Dieing... not meaning recklessly- we all have the potential to fulfill ourselves/lives/hearts completely if we stay honest and work hard. The universe ensures that you're happy, but we have the ultimate deciscion.

Q: I hope to get a follow-up with you and now consider you my friend? Do I reserve the right to call you a "famous friend" among the other celebritites who have been here on "TBTB"?

A: Of course!!!

The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews: Cassandra Whitehead

Now if you aren't Amish, you know of the CW/MTV reality modeling show "America's Next Top Model", a show made by supermodel Tyra Banks. And If you watched Season 5 (and realy, who didn't?) you will remember a girl named Cassandra. Cassandra was the cute and edgy girl who recieved a Mia Farrow-esque buzz, and she moved on. And then, on her very next photo shoot, Tyra was unhappy with the cut because she wanted it to be SHORTER. When the producers told her she had one night to decide whether not she wanted to go with the deeper trim, she ultimately decided not to, and was the first ANTM contestantette to voluntarily leave the show. I caught up with Cassandra, and this is what I got.

Q: EVERYBODY knows you from the 5th cycle of America's Next Top Model. You were a pageant girl and a model girl before. What was similiar and different about ANTM than other competitions?

A: Similarities would be competition among other girls and the need to be "on" all the time. Differences- well anyone who has crossed over can tell you that pageants and modeling are ery different, and there's actually somewhat of a rivalry between the two.

Q: Even though you quit the competition for obvious reasons, how much do you think you owe to ANTM professionally?

A: "Obvious" reasons is a little bit of a false pretense- what didn't air was my meeting with the producers. However I won't get into that. I don't owe them anything, nor do they owe me! I'm on amicable terms with most of those involved with the show.

Q: Who did you like and dislike the most in the house?

A:Like: Kyle.
Dislike: Ebony.

Q: What's next in line for you? More TV, music, or what?

A: I'm focusing on acting and have been doing quite well at that. I've worked on CSI, Las Vegas, Fast and Furious 4, Pushing Daisies, and many other projects.

Q: What do you consider your self in politics, Republican or Democrat?

A: Definitely Republican. Although I'm a big supporter of Ron Paul, who is more of a libertatian, even though he's running on the republican ticket.

Q: If you were president, what is the first thing you would do with all that power?

A: Handle illegal immigration. It is a growing problem that is adversely affecting our economy and needs to be addressed and fixed as soon as possible. I'm all about immigration for the betterment of one's self or family, but do it the right way and contribute back to the country you are taking from.

Q: Where do you see your self in 10 years?

A: If I knew that, I'd be making money as a psychic!

Q: What are your super powers?

A: Oh I have many, and if I revealed those to you, I'd have to kill you.

Q: What is your weakness?

A: Chocolate Chip pecan cookies

Q: Paper or plastic?

A: Paper.

Q: If you were an animal, what would you be specifically?

A: A white tiger.

I also informed her that if she was single, there was some of me in her future.
She was unresponsive. :) - Thanks For Reading, Reading Readers - Tommy

The Official Steven Seagal Facts List

I Did a Steven Seagal version of the Chuck Norris Facts List. It is awesome, and all from me.

The Official Steven Seagal Facts List

1
Steven Seagal can impregnate women telepathically

2
There are 2 kinds of people in this world; Steven Seagal and those begging not to be killed by Steven Seagal

3
A stitch in time saves nine, but then Steven Seagal kills ten, to even it out

4
Steven Seagal's trees are in the seeds of tomorrow

5
An apple a day can keep the doctor away, but an entire orchard cant protect you from the wrath of Steven Seagal

6
And the apple will fall far from the tree if Steven Seagal is under that tree

7
There were 8 dwarves until one messed with Steven Seagal

8
Steven Seagal doesn't have to participate in Daylight Savings
In a false state of security, the sun turns back, then springs forward when pounced on by Steven Seagal

9
Sliced bread is the best thing since Steven Seagal

10
It is impossible for Steven Seagal to bite off more than he can chew
His gullet expands when this happens

11
Steven Seagal wasn't on the debate team in school
He was on the Agree With me Or I'll Shoot You In The Head team

12
When Steven Seagal gains any weight, he doesn't diet, he just kidnaps Tom Cruise, and forces him to use his gypsy magic to cure the accursed fat


13
What goes up, must face the wrath of Steven Seagal

14
Steven Seagal never learned about sex, because scared bees hid in the birds, killing them both

15
Steven Seagal has a trailer at the bottom of a bottomless pit, which he dug by hand

16
Steven Seagal is busier than a bee
Deal with it

17
You can't tell Steven Seagal's ass from a hole in the ground
That's because he has permanently blind you

18
Steven Seagal can make cat's moo

19
The only chips off the old block are those chipped by the fist of Steven Seagal

20
Steven Seagal can compare apples to mangos

21
The dead of winter was alive when Steven got there

22
Steven Seagal can freeze air

23
Steven Seagal,
24
Steven Seagal doesn't count his eggs before they hatch; He counts them before the hen lays them

25
Steven Seagal can put all his eggs in one basket
After he kills you and takes your basket

26
Steven Seagal doesn't make a mountain out of a molehill; the moles are in hiding, so there are no molehills

27
Steven Seagal not only looks a gift horse in the mouth, but he pulls out it's tongue and feeds it to lesser horses

28
Don't put the cart before the horse, and never let that cart get in the path of Steven Seagal

29
Clint's bowel movements are equivalent to their weight in gold

30
Every dog has it's day, unless BEFORE that day it crosses the path of an angry Steven Seagal

31
Not only can he burn a candle at both ends, he can do so with laser vision

32
You either sink or swim
That is, unless you are Steven Seagal, in which case water only forms where it feels safe

33
The grass is greener wherever the hell Steven Seagal wants it to be

34
Steven Seagal eats anyone who approaches him with a pamphlet

35
Steven Seagal retired at age 12

36
Steven Seagal can use a Barnes and Noble gift card at Borders

37
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man succeptible to the attack from Steven Seagal

38
Steven Seagal makes Chuck Norris look like a girl scout
A GIRLY girl scout that sucks her thumb and plays with My Little Pony

39
Steven Seagal's stream of urine has been clocked at 46 miles per hour

40
Knowledge is power
And power is Steven Seagal

41
Rome wasn't built in a day
That's because for 6 days, the people hired to build Rome were hiding from Steven Seagalin a hole, eating bugs and defecating in a jar

42
All pennies produced since Steven Seagal's birth have been blank, because Abraham Lincoln is hiding from Steven Seagal

43
All work and no play makes Johnny lucky that he hasn't been killed by Steven Seagal

44
Love is blind
And after an unlucky encounter with Steven Seagal, it is now deaf and mute

45
Steven Seagalcan tango by himself

46
Sticks and stones will break your bones, but not as many bones as a punch from Steven Seagal

47
Words can cut you like a knife, and Steven Seagal's words can shoot you in the face

48
Fighting solves everything if done by Steven Seagal

49
You only live once
Unless you are Steven Seagal, in which case you are immortal
Sadly, noone but Steven Seagal is Steven Seagal, so you will all die
And probably soon

50
Two things are constant in this world; Steven Seagal and taxes

51
Steven Seagal can scare a cat to death 10 times

52
Curiosity didn't kill the cat; It just distracted it from it's impending doom at the hands of Steven Seagal

53
There is more than one way to skin a cat; but the most effective is to put it in the path of Steven Seagal, where it's fear would scare it's flesh off it's body

54
It is impossible to determine which came first between the chicken and the egg, because the first chicken was scared back into it's egg by Steven Seagal

55
Absence makes the heart grow fonder; unless Steven Seagal has already removed yours

56
Actions speak louder than words, and Steven Seagal is made up of 70% action

57
All for one, and one for Steven Seagal

58
Steven Seagal chose Coke in the Pepsi challenge, and Pepsi killed itself

59
Steven Seagal ate the apple of his eye

60
It's as plain as the nose on your face
Unless, of course, Steven Seagal hasn't already ripped it off your face

61
Steven Seagalthinks there are 14 in a baker's dozen
And he's RIGHT

62
Steven Seagalcan't bark up the wrong tree, because Steven Seagalis never wrong

63
Beauty is only skin deep
Unless your skin has been removed at the hands of Steven Seagal

64
Steven Seagal has a trademark on the phrase "Please Don't Kill Me
"
65
When playing Scrabble, Steven Seagal can use the letter X as many times as he wants

66
Steven Seagal can't go use a microwave, because his abs of steel would have an adverse affect

67
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Be good, or else Steven Seagal will rip OUT the beholder's eye, and everyone will be ugly

68
Steven Seagal doesn't have eyes in the back of his head; and he has eyes in the back of YOUR head

69
He was rated in deadliness from 1-10, and he scored an "Ahhhh! Why are you killing me?"
70
Steven Seagal keeps Spiro Agnew tied up in his basement

71
Steven Seagal eats evil
Low Sodium, preferrably

72
Steven Seagal makes silent "E" confess to whatever it is he is so silent about

73
Steven Seagal has large talons on his feet

74
Morgan Freeman is the undead puppet of Steven Seagal

75
Steven Seagal will beat a dead horse all he wants
Deal with it

76
Beggars CAN be choosers
If Steven Seagal is that beggar

77
A bird in the hand is worth two if he survives an onslaught from an enraged Steven Seagal

78
Birds of a feather flock together
And that flock is stupid for making the mistake of being a big target for Steven Seagal

79
Steven Seagal was born with a silver spoon in his mouth
Then, he dispatched his babysitter with said spoon

80
If sand gets in the crack of Steven Seagal's posterior, he shoots every grain indiviually until he finds the conspirators responsible for his rashed behind

81
Steven Seagal killed an entire fleet of Vietnamese troops with a Q-Tip and some mud

82
When someone instructs Steven Seagal to "talk to the hand", he straps that hand to a chair and interrogates the hand, eventually extracting the neccesary information

83
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you easier to kill for Steven Seagal

84
When he got his credit score checked, it came out as 721
Thus beating that annoying guy from the commercials that had a score of 720
HAH!!!
85
Steven Seagal eats diamonds for breakfast

86
When he doesn't get a free pen at a business, he burns it to the ground
Then writes an apology with a free pen he got from a previous appointment

87
Steven Seagal has a personal parking spot at the Museum of Awesome-Ocity

88
Steven Seagal has a chemical element named after him
It's abbreviation is PWNED

89
Steven Seagal doesn't DO courtesy flushes
He does MERCY flushes

90
Clintcan carry air
And crush you with it

91
Steven Seagal can destroy all annoying people
But first comes Glenn Beck and that douche lead singer of Blink 182

92
Charleton Heston is Steven Seagal's bitch

93
Steven Seagal didn't breastfeed
He drank Scotch from the bottle in the premature ward

94
Steven Seagal is so manly, he could have large breasts and STILL be manly

95
Steven Seagal fought off an onslaught of alien versions of Ernest Borgnine in 1984

96
Clintplayed Cassio in an Off-Broadway production of Othello
And stabbed Othello's wife Desdemonda

97
Steven Seagal invented pain

98
Steven Seagal uses the words "Nook", "Spritzer", and "Fabulous" and makes them manly

99
Steven Seagal was the one who interrogated Shakira's hips, eventually making them crack and admit their deviations, and yet still lying to the masses

100
Steven Seagal is watching you

101
How many Steven Seagals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because Steven Seagal can generate light by rubbing his hands together

102
Steven Seagal burns the midnight oil
Over your house

103
Steven Seagal calls the shots
And he calls them whatever he wants to call them

104
Steven Seagal can teach an old dog new tricks
Unfortunately, all of them are "play dead"

105
Steven Seagal can have his cake and eat yours too

106
Never judge a book by it's cover
Judge it by the likeliness that Steven Seagal would jump out of that book and kill you

107
You can't hold a candle to Steven Seagal
Because he can disarm the candle from you and set your hair on fire

108
Steven Seagal could find his way out of a paper sack

109
Steven Seagal has his own brand of bottled water, made from the tears of His Enemies
It's called " Aqua-Steven "
It's slogan is "If You Don't Drink My Water, I'll Rip Your Head Off"

110
Steven Seagal will cut off your nose to spite his face

111
Steven Seagal controls the mind of Glenn Beck. He FORCES him to say stupid things.

112
It's a dog eat dog world
Unless Steven Seagal eats your dog before it can eat another dog

113
Steven Seagal shot the sheriff AND he shot the deputy

114
Steven Seagal doesn't have bad hair days
He just has good scalp days

115
Don't rock the boat
Unless rocking the boat makes it go faster to avoid an untimely death at the hands of Steven Seagal

116
Steven Seagal is ALWAYS dressed to kill

117
The early bird gets the worm
Then Steven Seagal shoots that bird

118
A chain is as strong as it's weakest link
Because the weakest link is easy prey for Steven Seagal

119
Steven Seagal would give you the shirt off his back
Then he would kill you and take it back

120
Steven Seagal shot J.R., not J
R
's sister-in-law and mistress Kristin

121
Good things come to those who wait
But unfortunately, those who wait allow Steven Seagal to get within firing range

122
When Steven Seagal gets off on the wrong foot, he politely gets off the person's foot, and then shoots them in the face

123
Steven Seagal doesn't give 110%
He gives 109% and shoots the person immediately outranking him, causing 109% to become the status Quo

124
Steven Seagal could hit the NARROW side of a barn
Suck on that, Southerners!
125
He who laughs fast laughs last
He who laughs hysterically doesn't realize that Steven Seagal is right behind him

126
Steven Seagal heard it through the grapevine
If that grapevine was a wiretap he himself implanted

127
Home is where the heart is, and odds are Steven Seagal has already ripped out your heart, so your home is in Steven Seagal's basement freezer

128
A house divided against itself cannot stand
There isn't a Steven Seagal referrence here, but it is a good piece of advice

129
Steven Seagal could kill you with one hand tied behind your back

130
Steven Seagal wasn't born yesterday
Unless today is May 32, 1930

131
Steven Seagal is the walrus
Koo Koo Cachu

132
Steven Seagal doesn't trust you as far as he could throw you
Luckily, Steven Seagal wouldn't even waste his time to decide how far he could throw you

133
If wishes were Nazi's, Steven Seagal would have already shot your wishes

134
If you can't stand the heat, then confess what you've done and Steven Seagal will turn off this interrogetion lamp

135
I'll be a monkey's uncle
And Steven Seagal will be a monkey's grandpa

136
Steven Seagal is the pope

137
Steven Seagal's bodily composition is made up of 70% action, 30% testosterone, 40% pain, and 1% butterscotch ripple
141% of whoop ass

138
A wolf is Steven Seagal in sheeps clothing

139
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
Then, it's obvious Steven Seagal found out about old one-eye's cheating

140
It's not over until Steven Seagal says it's over

141
Steven Seagal is a licensed optometrist.
142
There's no use crying over spilt milk
Unless that milk jug was Steven Seagal's home
Now that you screwed up Steven Seagal's home, now you must pay

143
It's better than a sharp stick in the eye
At least that stick wasn't being wielded by Steven Seagal

144
Steven Seagal is a jack of all trades and a master of every single ONE

145
Steven Seagal actually uses the F10 key on his keyboard

146
Steven Seagal's phone number is 1-800 IFYOUCALLTHISNUMBERIMGONNAKICKYOURASS, OR.... 4 3 9 - 8 2 2 5 5 8 4 4 7 6 8 6 2 3 7 4 6 4 - 6 6 2 5 4 2 5 9 - 8 7 2 7 7

147
Steven Seagal knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

148
If you breath around Steven Seagal, he will retrieve a plunger and take his air back

149
Steven Seagal can turn stone into enots.
150
Steven Seagal is the subject of at least 150 facts. Thanks for reading, Reader.

Please don't re-use any of these. Please pass it on, but this is all my stuff. I love my readers, but plagarists get to face the wrath of Steven Seagal. And a legal professional.

What's Up?

This Arrow ^
Good-Day!

The ? Factor

I when i am told "Guess What?" I naturally say "What?" but today I contested the urge, and actually tryed to guess WHAT. So Here is a transcript of the conversation.
Jaime Frahm: hihi
Jaime Frahm: guess wat
tj null: what?
Jaime Frahm: h/on
Jaime Frahm: brb
tj null: bananas are now considered a vegetable?
tj null: Kim Il Sung is back from the dead?
tj null: Sweat socks are a form of currency in the Middle East?
tj null: Jesus was blue?
tj null: Checker was a favorite game of Napoleon Bonaparte?
tj null: Monkeys are sheep in wolves clothing?
Jaime Frahm: lmao
Jaime Frahm: im back
Jaime Frahm: and no none of those
tj null: Kyrgistan isn't really a country
tj null: ?
tj null: and Violet isn't a color?
Jaime Frahm: violet is a color
Jaime Frahm: lol
tj null: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jaime Frahm: lol
tj null: or...
tj null: Fidel Castro sold his soul to the devil to gain immortality
tj null: ?
Jaime Frahm: nooooooo
tj null: Jimmy was a race car driver?
Jaime Frahm: no
tj null: the trumpet can be used to cure cancer?
tj null: Peanut butter was a number???
Jaime Frahm: no
tj null: THEN WHAT WOMAN???????
Jaime Frahm: i told u
Jaime Frahm: but....
Jaime Frahm: im goin to chicago!!
Jaime Frahm: woo
tj null: i thought it was the banana
tj null: darn
Jaime Frahm: lol
tj null: coolio
Jaime Frahm: totally
tj null: are you sure violet is a color?
tj null: lmao
Jaime Frahm: lol
Jaime Frahm: yes
Jaime Frahm: its a color
tj null: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
tj null: communist!
Jaime Frahm: lol

And the name "Frahm" was generated to protect the Iowan. Her last name will remain confidential.

Though It Seems Insignificant

You know, readers, I know some others get hundred-hundred-thousand views, but as an indie blogger, I am honored that since September of last year, I have entertained 768 people with my unique blend of fire roasted wisdom, smoky, rich humor, and salty-sweet insight, coming together to create a taste sensation in the blogging world. I mean here are some stats;

149 Posts

768 Page Views

$0.56 Earned on Google AdSense

9 Interviews.

Barack Obama: Watch the damn thing.

Brian Moore - Head of the Socialist party, and sexy beast.
He is an underdog in the 2008 election, but the "Big Dog" in his team.

Christina Amphlett, Lead singer of the Australian "one-hit Wonder" rock band, The Divinyls. You know the one. Don't be coy.

Paul Scheer - VH1's panelist and extremely funny actor. Member of the Upright Citizens Brigade, and co-creator and star of VH1's "Human Giant".

Kevin John - AKA Bonez, the lovable but stylish contest from season one of VH1's "I Love New York". Aside from that, he currently appears on some cool webtoon and has a comedy act both alone, and with his comedy group, the Afromedians.

George W. Bush - It was a fake interview, but HEY! It was damned funny on YouTube.

Greg Fitzsimmons - Former writer for the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Radio Show host on "Howard 100" as well as a frequent guest on Howard Stern and has a running stand-up act and a duo comedy act with Artie Lange. This 4-Time Daytime Emmy Award Winner has a long road ahead of him.

John R. Dilworth - Amazingly witty and funny director, and creator/director/producer of the awesome cartoon "Courage The Cowardly Dog" and is currently working on a show called "Island of Dumb Monkeys" and either HAS DONE or IS DOING a short entitled "Garlic Boy". We wish him the best, and he, as well as all the interviewees here, will always be a "Friend of The Blogg".

Claudia Gonson - Pianist, Vocalist, and occasional guitarist for a personal favorite cult indie pop rock band "The Magnetic Fields". A very smart lady, and an empowerment to LGBT people of all ages, everywhere. :)

And ME. Eat it with a spoon, America!

Molly Muldoon!

I and my Irish brothers will be watching faithfully for St. Patrick's Day, where my intelligent brothers will be laughing at the drunken miserable pile that will be going on from dusk until dawn :)

I am hoping to continue with all the cool crap I'm doing, and Television.TV just came out. http://www.youtube.com/kablamman2007

Top Of The Evening To Ya :)

I'm learning Shona, the non-English native language of Zimbabwe, the country I am crusading for in an attempt to gain democracy in Zimbabwe. Check my myspace for updates.
here is the bulliten I put up on my MySpace;

I am Tommy, I am the executive at Karkee Records, and owner of it's parent company, FishNChips Entertainment. I have been looking for something in the world that I TRULY can care about. If you don't know what an Autocracy is, allow me to tell you. An autocracy is where one self appointed ruler has total power over a country/countrIES people. One example is that of Robert Mugabe, Autocratic leader of Zimbabwe. He misuse his authority and manifests his will in brutality and anger. I am looking for a way that we as free people of the U.S. can use that freedom to try and bring democracy to this torn land. Now, If you care about the welfare of these people, young and old, big and small; then please, by using either the picture below this paragraph, or the one exactly like it I just added to my picture list, please put it in your "default picture" are and show some support. "Democracy in Zimbabwe" will prevail!

So if you have a myspace add the default pic for my page and add it to YOURS also add me as a friend

Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp

This season on Celebrity Fit Club, I was puzzled to see a team set up with former contestants going up against other slimming celebrities. This season, it is "Seasoned Pros" Vs. "Greenhorn Joes". Here is the Team setups as far as I can tell;

NOOBS:
Erin Moran: Hey, I know she has to get toned and healthy on this show, but I saw her in a sort of bikini get up on the premiere and I would hook up with her in a MINUTE.

Sommore: Actress and comedian, Sommore has made a name for her self as a Black empowering roastmaster and cousin of fellow black actress Nia Long. She is looking to love herself from a new point of view this season.

A.J. Benza - Gossip columnist, short lived late night show host.
A former regular on Howard Stern networks, he looks revved up and ready 2 go.

Brian Dunkleman - You may know this guy as former co-host of American Idol back whenever this cultural phenomenon was ACTUALLY a cultural phenomenon!
With a similiar advantage as Gunnar Nelson, he just wants some health.
So watch out as Brian Dunkleman avoids becoming a "Chunk Dunky".

As Seen on CFC Before:

Tina Yothers - A "Family Ties" alum, this former "Keaton" made strides in her season to be JUST BETTER.

Toccara Jones: This curvy plus-sized supermodel was on America's Next Top Model.

Willie Aames - Donning a newly-found Mickey Rourke look, this former teen heartthrob from Happy Days spin-off "Charles in Charge", Willie played the lovable loser Buddy.
This guy also slightly forayed into music before wrestling drugs and alchohol, he hopes to health it up for his hunting hobby.

Dustin Diamond - Everyone loved Dustin as everyones favorite hopeless loser Screech on the tv hit "Saved by The Bell" until a sex tape he put out ruined that image he tryed so hard to gain and then purposely lost. A hardheaded "philosopher", we hope to see some inprovement.

Well I will be watching, so go for it and you should too.

The T Factor?

Everyone has watched The O'Reilly Factor, right?
Bill O'Reilly gets two kinds of people on his show;
The "Dennis Millers" who agree with whatever he says,
and the "Geraldo Rivieras" who either fight him all out, or calmly restrain themselves until the cameras go off.
And until Bill O'Reilly notices me, he is still a jerk. Damnnit.

The Tommy Blogg TalkBox Interviews: Presidential Candidate Brian Moore

Today I interviewed Socialist 2008 GOP Candidate Brian Moore.
He Has Standings On The Issues That Are Rock Solid.
Note: All views expressed in this interview are solely those of the interviewee, and not NECCESARILY that of the Tommy Blogg or it's parent, subsidary, or assosciated companies. Please enjoy.

Here It Is;

Q: Most of my Readers know you as the head of the SOCIALIST party. Most of my readers have ABSOLOUTELY no idea what the socialist party is. What issues are you the strongest on?

A: ANTIWAR, NATIONAL HEALTH, RE-DISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH TO THE WORKERS, ABOLISH CAPITALISM AND REPLACE WITH A MORE HUMANE, DEMOCRATIC AND COOPERATION ECONOMIC SYSTEM CALLED SOCIALISM.

Q: Why Socialist Party, and not one of the more mainstream parties?

A: BECAUSE ALL CITIZENS WOULD BE TREATED AS EQUALS, GIVEN AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY INSTEAD OF BEING DEPENDENT ON INHERITED POWER AND WEALTH; WE WOULD ELIMINATE ALL FOR-PROFIT COMPANIES AND TURN CONTROL OVER TO THE WORKERS TO SHARE EQUALLY IN THE REVENUES AND DECIDE ON PRODUCTS AND SERVICES THAT SERVE HUMANITY.

Q: Hypothetically speaking, if not yourself, who would you endorse?

A: NOONE ELSE, BECAUSE ALL OTHER CANDIDATES ARE ALL PART OF THE CAPITALISTIC SYSTEM THAT IS BASED ON GREED, EXPLOITATION, COMPETITION, WINNING ON THE BACKS OF OTHER PEOPLE, A BLIND FAITH IN THE FREE MARKET AND PROFITEERING AND GOLD. ALL SELFISH, EGO-CENTRIC, IRRESPONSIBLE ACTIONS.

Q: If you were president, what is the first thing you would do with all that power?

A: TRANSFER OUR ECONOMIC SYSTEM FROM CAPITALISM TO SOCIALISM, FROM FOR-PROFIT TO NON-PROFIT, FROM GREED TO EQUALITY, FROM EXPLOITATION TO SERVICING OUR FELLOW MAN.

Q:Where do you see your self in 10 years?

A: ENDORSING MY FELLOW SOCIALISTS TO CONTINUE OUR RADICAL REFORM OF AMERICA AND OUR ECONOMIC SYSTEM. CLOSE DOWN ALL OF OUR FOREIGN MILITARY BASES, AND MANY OF OUR DOMESTIC TRAINING BASES IN WATERBOARDING AND TORTURE. CUT THE DEFENSE BUDGET IN HALF, THEN DOWN TO 10%/ END OUR DEPENDENCE ON NUCLEAR POWER. NATIONALIZE THE PETROLEUM AND PHARAMACEUTICAL INDUSTIRES, THE SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRIES AND REGULATE THE BANKS AND POWER AND INSURANCE COMPANIES. STOP OUR BULLYING OF THE WORLD, AND END OUR INVOLVEMENT IN MOST WARS FOR PROFITEERING AND GREEDY PURPOSES. PLUS, I WOULD CONTINUE TO FIGHT THE UNDEMOCRATIC THREATS TO OUR FREEDOMS BY OUR GOVERNMENT BY FIGHTING TO ABOLISH THE PATRIOT ACT, THE MILITARY TRIBUNAL BILL, THE CIA, THE NSA, THE HOMELAND SECURITY AGENCY, AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES THAT ARE UNDERMINING OUR PRIVACY RIGHTS AND PERSONAL FREEDOMS. OUR COUNTRY IS ON THE VERGE OF FASCISM AND BECOMING A POLICE STATE.

Q: What are your super powers?

A: HUH? HUMILITY, SERVING THE COMMON GOOD, POVERTY, INDEPENDENCE FROM MATERIALISM AND NEGATING OPULENCE.

Q: What is your weakness?

A: TELLING THE TRUTH, BEING FORTHRIGHT, SPEAKING WITH INTEGRITY, HOLDING EVERYONE ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEOT ACTIONS, NO MATTER THE CONSEQUENCES. STOPPING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IN OUR COUNTRY.

Q: Boxers of briefs?

A: HUH?

Q: Paper or plastic?

A: PAPER

Q: If you were an animal, what would you be specifically?

A: A POLAR BEAR SO I COULD GIVE HUMANITY A BIG BEAR HUG

Q: What do you, an influential figuire, think you have to offer the world in general?

A: ALTERNATIVE CHOICES, REFORM, RADICAL CHANGE, HONESTY, HUMILITY, SERVICE AND A HUMBLE ORIGEN.

Q: Is there anything you have to say to my league of readers here on "The Tommy Blogg
Talk Box"?

A: HAVE HOPE, HAVE FUN, ENJOY LIFE, AND BE RESPONSIBLE TO YOUR FELLOW MAN. RESPECT YOURSELF AND OTHERS.

Q: I hope to get a follow-up with you and now consider you my friend? Do I reserve the right to call you a "famous friend" among the other celebritites who have been here on "TBTB"?

A: NO, I AM YOUR HUMBLE ACQUAINTANCE. FRIENDSHIP TAKES TIME, TRUST, AND STANDING UP FOR ONE ANOTHER IN TIME OF NEED. WHERE WERE GOVERNOR SPITZER'S FRIENDS? NOT A ONE CAME TO HIS SIDE. NOONE. EVEN IF HE WAS WRONG, FRIENDS STAND BY FRIENDS, EVEN IN TIME OF DISAPPOINTMENT AND FAILURE.

To see the interview, go to http://www.thetommyzone.blogspot.com

Thanks!

YOU ARE WELCOME!

Brian

Brian Moore for President, 2008

Socialist Party Presidential Nominee

Peace & Freedom Party Pres. Candidate (Calif.)

Liberty Union Nominee (Vermont)

PO Box 5742
Spring Hill, Florida 34611
www.votebrianmoore.com

Tel: 352-686-9936

I Bet When this Blog Started, You Didn't Think We Would Make It This Far Did You, America???

1 Sck Thresum

So far, it has been one of those lopsided "Top 3" races, with Hillary coming up quick, but she may be too late to beat the honorable Senator Obama or McCain. Now, I like things from all the parties, Not JUST THE TOP 2 Obama and McCain, making it quite hard to decide who I jump for. Being a newly found Independent, I would be fine with an African-American president, or a Corpse-Republican president, or even the small stretch Female president. But inevitable, Barack Obama is going to be the Democratic nominee (not that I'm not crushed that my former lover, Former Governor of Iowa Tom Vilsack, isn't going to win the Democratic nomination). In a real-life Rocky Vs. Apollo Creed, both candidates have one of my hands, and they continue to pull. Now, I want to clear up this right now, I have NEVER been a racist in my LIFE, but up until 6 monthes ago, I could have never imagined an African-American could've come this far (Even headsetters like Alan Keyes and Jesse Jackson never made it this far). And I've never been as moved by a person who spoke so well without any effort as Barack Obama. Him ordering PIZZA would be an inspiring masterwork. And that is in no way a slight to honorable Senator McCain and his smokin' hot wife. I think that if Barack Obama passes a law to save countries like Angola, and detonate a bomb planted inside faux Right Wing weiner jockey Glenn Beck, he'd have my vote over and over and over. Here's my INTERVIEW with Mr. Obama;



Check Out The Interview Above This For ANOTHER Potential Difference Maker, Brian Moore.

MINE

Earlier This Year I Listed The Greatest Bands/Artists Top 100. Now, Greatness in MY book is rated by acclaim and giant-ness. But If you guys want MY top 10 for this DAY, these change daily, so here you go.
Tommy's Top 10 Bands/Artists For March 10th

10. The Strokes
9. AC/DC
8. Meatloaf
7. Fall Out Boy
6. R.E.M.
5. Foo Fighters
4. They Might Be Giants
3. The Magnetic Fields
2. Hot Chip
1. Queen

Bonus: I Listen To A DAMN Lot Of Dead Kennedys, So Hey, IDK....
But I saw this Hot Chip video for their song "Ready For The Floor" and I Fell In Love With It's Creativity. Watch it;



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW94AEmzFhQ

Ges Hoo Maid Thish?

Me, baby.

Cugitation Station

Outside of my average sports watching, one of my favorite things to watch in competetion format is Major League Eating, mostly by the International Federation of Competitive Eating, which I someday hope to rise through. With over 50 multiple competitors, it is gaining in popularity as it has been for years. All I know is, while I have a few big favs;

Takeru Kobayashi
Patrick Bertoletti
Crazy Legs Conti
Sonya Thomas

I also have a few I DONT like;

Joey Chestnut
Eric Denmark
Chipburger Simpson
Richard LevFevre
Bob Shoudt
Arturo Rios

And some up and coming gurgitators:

Russ Keeler
Eric Livingston
Yellowcake Subich
El Toro Jimenez
and Kevin Carr

Watch it.

Holla At Ya Boy!

Not So Loud! Gosh.

I Think...

That while they are only in my top 10, The Strokes are the greatest CONTINUATION of my rock and punk forefathers. I said it. They rock. Maybe top 5 even.

If I May

Sorry I've been irregular in the last week's postings, but my modem was screwing up.
ANYWAY....

I have been researching a disease recently that has affected several people, majorally celebrities. It's Called Goulet's Disease; I have been the first to write about this disease that attacks the flesh, causing a plastic-like state.
Named after Robert Goulet, the first I saw that (did) exhibit symptoms of the disease. Since, such people as Joan and Melissa Rivers, as well as St. Louis local anchorman Dan Gray have been stricken by this disease. Please Donate to The Tommy Null Goulet Disease Research Fund.

Guess who is single again? ME.

Fitz Dog Gets beneficial!

Friend of the blog and noted comedic genius Greg Fitzsimmons (pictured here) will be appearing at a big benefeit for the Gerry Red Wilson Foundation (Which helps raise awareness and money for the treatment for spinal menengitis) on Wednesday, March 5th at 8:00 at NYC Town Hall. Appearing with this very funny man will be;

Louis CK
Artie Lange
Kevin Meany
Jim Norton
Dave Attell
Nick Di Paolo
Pete Correale

And, in a related note, make sure to catch Greg on Sirius "Howard 101"
Monday 9-10 PM PST/ 12 EST (Repeating Sunday at 7) and call in at 888-Stern-101

And, in a related note, also make sure to buy Greg's live comedy album "Fitz of Laughter" and catch him as a panelist on VH1's Best Week Ever and listen to his hilarious writing on Louis CK's show "Lucky Louie" Sundays at 11 PST (check local listings) on HBO.

http://www.myspace.com/fitzdog
http://www.gregfitzsimmons.com

p.s. Did I Mention I Drink Tea Now?

Letterman's (almost) wild ride!

Tonight on the (whater that show is) with David Letterman, Letterman went on a nutso trip on a vaccum... thing. it was hilarious. And he had his shirt off. Whoooooo!
AND NATALIE PORTMAN WAS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love my life.

Done! I Win! Hah hah!

My band, Radiohaus, just released our first album, making our first CD as of 2:35 this morning. :) 11 songs, and Ka-Bam! Have a nice day. If you want one of our CD's either send me an email with your home mailing adress and then send me a letter with 5 bucks, and I will give you the mp3s. Or something. maybe. :)

Interviewee List

Now, I am sure after the interesting and funny interview I gave with Divinyls' singer Chrissie Amphlett, a large amount of you are wondering who IN TOTAL I have interviewed, and who I DREAM of interviewing. Well, here those lists are, however the second one will never be complete, so I will limit it to LIVING people, and even though it will STILL never be complete I will just name however many I HAVE interviewed, an equal number.

Tommy Blogg TalkBox Interviews:

Christina Amphlett, Lead singer of the Australian "one-hit Wonder" rock band, The Divinyls.

Paul Scheer - VH1's panelist and extremely funny actor. Member of the Upright Citizens Brigade, and co-creator and star of VH1's "Human Giant".

Kevin John - AKA Bonez, the lovable but stylish contest from season one of VH1's "I Love New York". Aside from that, he currently appears on some cool webtoon and has a comedy act both alone, and with his comedy group, the Afromedians.

George W. Bush - It was a fake interview, but HEY! It was damned funny on YouTube.

Greg Fitzsimmons - Former writer for the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Radio Show host on "Howard 100" as well as a frequent guest on Howard Stern and has a running stand-up act and a duo comedy act with Artie Lange. This 4-Time Daytime Emmy Award Winner has a long road ahead of him.

John R. Dilworth - Amazingly witty and funny director, and creator/director/producer of the awesome cartoon "Courage The Cowardly Dog" and is currently working on a show called "Island of Dumb Monkeys" and either HAS DONE or IS DOING a short entitled "Garlic Boy". We wish him the best, and he, as well as all the interviewees here, will always be a "Friend of The Blogg".

Claudia Gonson - Pianist, Vocalist, and occasional guitarist for a personal favorite cult indie pop rock band "The Magnetic Fields". A very smart lady, and an empowerment to LGBT people of all ages, everywhere. :)

Well doesn't seem like a 14 year old did it huh?
Mozzeltov from The Tommy Blogg, seeya next time!

The Tommy Blogg TalkBox Interviews...

This week on the Tommy Blogg TalkBox, I had the extreme pleasure of getting an interivew with Chrissie Amphlett, lead singer of the Australian rock band "The Divinyls" who made that wonderful mass-a-hit "Touch Myself" (You know which song. Don't be coy) and here is my interview with the lovely and talented Christina Amphlett;

Q; With a song like The Divinyls' massive hit "Touch Myself", do you think that massive hit overshadowed the rest of you guys' career. You guys had like 4 albums, aside from "Greatest Hits" albums, and after that song, noone seemed to stay on the Divinyls boat.

A: Hi Tommy,we actually did another album called Underworld in 94-96 and if you go to www.divinyls.com.au or Divinyls Official Myspace page you will find current material,video etc

Q: What are you crazy kids up to now?

A;Just finished a 14 date tour of Australia

Q: What do you consider your self in politics, Republican or Democrat?

A:You know I really am disillusioned by pollitics and being Australian and living in New York,I watch and read as much as I can but don't vote here.

Q:Where do you see your self in 10 years?

A:Have no idea

Q: What are your super powers?

A:my ability to move forward

Q: What is your weakness?

A:my right ankle

Q: If you were an animal, what would you be specifically?

A:a horse

Q: What do you, an influential figuire, think you have to offer the world in general?

A:My truth.

Q: Is there anything you have to say to my league of readers here on "The Tommy Blogg
Talk Box"?

A:Keep trying.

Q: I hope to get a follow-up with you and now consider you my friend? Do I reserve the right to call you a "famous friend" among the other celebritites who have been here on "TBTB"?

A:You can call me a friend as I don't do celebrity very well.

We wish Chrissie the best in her future endeavors, and all the luck in the world.
Seeya next time on "The Tommy Blogg Talkbox"!

O....M.....F.....G....

I am SO glad I flipped on Tyra today. They are doing a salute to the bra. And Tyra was juggling her breasts ALL DAY. I am not a sexist, or a harasser, and I just was REALLY happy.

My New Buzz

Peep my new buzz! I have long been known for my long locks. But here is my punky-presentable new look. And I actually got to keep my sideburns, which I decided to do for a change.

Hey Hey Hey... Goodbye!

On Tuesday, Cuban president Fidel Castro announced that he is on his way OUT as Cubaa's incumbent leader. In a related note, 241 American hostages were found in Castros beard. When asked to comment, Castro said "I'm'a DYING!!!" and fell, breaking his hip. The sentence right before this one is completely not true, and should hold not legal repurcussions. But, in going with my CIVIL RIGHTS, I am poised to say that his autocratic and perpetual bullsh*t regime was opressive and hairy, and while president Bush wants to smooth things over with Cuba, my money is on Venezualan president (and America-Hater) Hugo Chavez will take over.

Hot Through The Years

I feel that no matter what age you are, you deserve some props for hotness/sexiness/cuteness no matter the age. Here is my favorite women who REALLY represent their age group the best, categorized by the decade;


60's: Dolly Parton, 62.

50's: Meryl Streep, 58.

40's: Jamie Lee Curtis. (but as for the younger half of their 40's, Liz Hurley)

30's: Lucy Liu.

20's: Natalie Portman

10's: Miranda Cosgrove (professional and graceful) and Jenette McCurdy (most loved)

Give it up!

Lindsarilyn?

Lindsay "I Drink All Day, Party All Night, Multiple Car Crashes, 8,000 Boy-Toys, Googy-Flashing, Coke-Breathing, Alchohol-Swimming, Freckle-Breasted It Girl, Inoocent Actress-Turned-Alchoholic Druggie" Lohan has posed for New York Magazine in homage to Marilyn Monroe. I've seen the pictures; Not quite as sexy as previously assumed. News at 6. Not really. It's 10:15 and after I more closely "examine" the photos, I'll get back to you guys.

P.s. Below is a pic of my beloved Natalie Portman exiting a restaurant (and looking fine if I might say) with a pair of shoes that make me blush with pride.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr.... Patrick Dempsey?

Is it just me who thinks that if Patrick Dempsey was older and had a cleft chin, he and Sean Penn would be IDENTICAL? To prove my point, here is a picture i did with the only change being what McDreamy is wearing. Take a look at this.

A Little Nugget of My Mind

I just thought of a little funny you might enjoy.

Sex is like Halley's Comet;
One anticipates it and anticipates it,
and in the end,
everyone is tired and disappointed.

Darn The Luck...

Leave it to me to have an astounding request, and get an actual CALLBACK from the CHICAGO BULLS NBA TEAM, and I am 14. Damn it. If I was a recent college graduate, the internship job would be MINE, and maybe even a paying gig. Damn it. Well, I hope to go back there when I graduate college, and maybe I CAN lol :) - Tommy

mmmm.... eclaires

Hey guys! I've said multiple times before that I was eclectic and random, and if this list of my library (yeah, I said I'm a nerd) books is any indicator, then you know;

- Beginner's French
- The Complete Idiot's Guide to A Healthy Relationship
- The Everything Buddhist Book
- a Charles Darwin biography
- 1000 Best Job Hunting Secrets
- The Physics of Superheroes

Oh, and all of this information would be helpful if I Need to get a job in Tibet as a flying, telekinetic, buddhist at the Charles Darwin Museum in France. And face it, it could happen.

Can I Get A "What What?"

Thanks.

This is Fun

I have spent the last couple days prank calling people. I may put them in video form on YouTube. You're welcome.

Update-a-Rooni-o!

Check it out Tommy-Bloggikins!

Not only have I and my band Radiohaus recorded 3 songs off our upcoming album, "Radiohaus: Lapsus Linguae".

We are producing, after monthes of waiting, the fourth episode of our first hit series, "Primetime Zeke"

We are working on episode two of Television.TV

We are making it a prority to work on episode two of our amazing video game-based show, No Noobz Allowd!

The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews Tommy Award Winner Paul Scheer

Wazzabi!

Here is an interview I did with the lovely and talented Paul Scheer around December of last year, which would explain the Christmas question on there. He is amazingly funny, and he and his pals are currently doing the VH1 show "Human Giant" with Aziz and Rob and the gang. Here it is guys!



Q: It is a pleasure having you on the Tommy Blogg Talkbox.

A: Wow! What a great studio. I love the classic Delorean and the lifesize Han Solo in Carbonite.

Q: As I am currently hosting an awards show on my blog, the 2007 TOMMY AWARDS, and I am here to announce that you have just won in the category of "Best Tooth Gap of 2007"! How do you feel and who do you want to thank?

A: I'm overwhelmed! Thank You. I'd like to thank Frankie Muniz

Q: If Hilary Clinton wins, would Bill be the first lady?
A: What the Hell? Hillary is

Q: How are things around the house(s)?
A: Bloody.

Q: What are you hoping for christmas (and don't say Natalie Portman, I called it)
A: a Big bag Tostitos with Lime

Q: Why is there a Santa when Oscar De la Hoya obvoiusly looks better dressed up like a jackass?

A:Because Santa doesn't take off for boxing matches

Q: Would you run for president?

A:Only if I could run on my Skittles for money platform.

Q: If you could create a national holiday, what would it be?

A:Hang out with a Monkey Day.

Rapid Fire Round!

Q: Boxers or Briefs?"
A: Swimtrunks

Q: Paper or Plastic?
A: Combustible Tarp

Q: Fav historical figuire past or present?

A: The Dude on the Bag of Big League Chew

Q: Favorite fruit and vegetable?
A: Steven Speilberg and Clamato Juice

Q: Best celebrity blog ever and for all of eternity that you will yourself personally visit and give the utmost of your approval?
Is it:

A: The Tommy Blogg?
B: Le Blogg De Thomas?
C: El Tommy Bloggito?

A: I'll pick D - La Casa Del Tommy Blanco Bloggo

Q: It was fantastic haing you on the Tommy Blogg TalkBox. I hope to get a follow-up and wish you the best of luck in future endeavors

A: Tommy I'm here to assassinate you (Paul pulls out a gun) Bang! (Paul runs out)

Seeya Next Time!