The New (Name)!

Fish-N-Chips Entertainment Industries, my company, will now be known as FishNChips Entertainment Industries. ONE WORD. :)

My Candidates????

I took the "Political Match Maker, and, while I DO like John McCain, Mitt Romney is a douchebag liar :) - Se Du Senere, Tommy

My Interview With George W. Bush!!!!

This weekend, I interviewed George W. Bush!

Here is parts 1 and 2;





It's been dedicated to Cody "The Broken Ice Machine" Whalen's Nani, who passed away. She lived a full life. We all miss her very much.

Should We?

I am thinking, since our URL is www.thetommyzone.blogspot.com we might change the name of the blog to The Tommy Zone instead of The Tommy Blogg. We will change the banner, and if it just feels right, we will keep it. - Saluke and Enjoy - Tommy

Flat Bhutto

RAWALPINDI, Pakistan (AFP) - Pakistan opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was assassinated in a suicide attack on Thursday, just two months after the former premier returned from exile for a political comeback. While at a political voting rally, a suicide bomber blew himself up, killing himself, AND the two-time Pakistani Prime Minister. Who was behind it? Well there have been no confirmed suspicions, but I think the man behind the killings was a man whose name rhymes with Schmervez Schmusharaff. (Not to give off too much of a hint :])

Tommy-Trivia: This was the deadliest suicide bombing in Pakistan history, leaving 139 people dead and a few wounded. The TB's condolences go out to Ms. Bhutto's family, friends, and supporters.

Christmas Cheer Tommy Bloggikins!

Welcome to the first Christmas that the Blogg has celebrated with you. The fact that you are reading this can only mean that you are coursing with sugar from the Christmas candy and love. I am typing this from my brand new LAPTOP computer that my wonderful mother got for me, wearing the Notre Dame football tee frrom her as well. I just got Guitar Hero III with a limited edition Reaper controller. I spent the last two days with my inner-city family, my uncle Ben, cousin Brandon, and Brandon's mom Laura. Well, I gotta go watch some KaBlam! now, and expect to be seeing more blogging from this... Blogger. Saluke and Enjoy, - Tommy

SUUUUUUUUPER UPDATES!!!!

- The Soulja Boy vid we did got 16,492 hits total! It has been favorited 11 times and commented 24 times, plus Soulja Boy Tellem's official website having it on the page at least once. I am a-freakin-mazed at this!

- The official Tommy Awardz 2007 are on hiatus until christmas day, on which we will post AGAIN!

Updates! SUPER HIT LIST!

- Big news! over night, Fish-N-Chips Entertainment Industries' video for the teletubbies soulja boy vid, got an ASTOUNDING 2,498 hits total!

- Close friend of Tommy and the blog, John R. Diworth, has decided to sponsor the blog, you will notice we put a "Stretch Films" banner at the top left corner of the page. We hope to later be sponsored by Hershey Foods.

- More updates later.

In The Lab

The Quicks are in production of their first studio album, The Good, The Bad, and The Quicks, and I'm sure you were all fooled by the song on the Quicks' page, which was actually recorded by my buddy Zachery Weer, who is doing quite a lot of comedy these days. Myself and Jay Richards aka J.R. Richards aka Jay Frampton are in collaboration with St. Louis band "Modern Primitives" (whose myspace is the first link in the "people I don't" hate box) for the first track on the upcoming album. We will also be doing it with samples of several others, including possibly Boys Like Girls, of Montreal, Madelyn, and several others.

THE OFFICIAL TOMMY AWARDS 2007!!! - Day 4

Hey everybody! This is day 4 of .... THE OFFICIAL TOMMY AWARDS 2007!
Todays agenda has two awards!

- "Best Tooth Gap of 2007 -

- Paul Scheer, MTV's "Human Giant" -



- Amy Winehouse, Total Trainwreck - (granted it was lost in a fistfight, but there is a gap nonetheless)



- Madonna, Former pop queen, current awkward music video leg-spreader -



and the winner is.... Paul Scheer! And he deserves it....Funny guy....

The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews Greg Fitzsimmons from VH1

Now I send out a lot of interview requests, and I put the questions on the email. I sent out one to Michael Colton and John Aboud of "The Modern Humorist" and frequent VH1 panelists. So, on a rool with VH1 panelists, I interviewed Greg Fitzsimmons (pictured right) who wrote a lot for The Ellen DeGeneres Show and is a generally funny dude. Watch him on VH1 and he seems like a really really generally nice dude (a tad awkward, but nice) right? So, I sent him the general comedian interview transcript, and he got mad for some reason because one of the below questions was adressed to BOTH Michael and John of The Modern Humorist, so I referred to them as "you two". Apparently, Greg is a mondo asshole. But, he fired off an apologetic email shortly after and for that, I consider him a "friend of the blog". as is tradition here, here is... The Tommy Blogg Talkbox Interviews Greg Fitzsimmons.

>
> Q: It is a pleasure having you on the Tommy Blogg Talkbox.
> A: WHY DON'T YOU GET A PAPER ROUTE LIKE A NORMAL KID?
>
> Q: If Hilary Clinton wins, (1) would Bill be the first lady, and (2)
how long until she was assasinated?
>
>A: BILL WOULD BE THE SECOND LADY SINCE HILARY WOULD BE IN OFFICE
ALREADY. SHE WILL NOT BE ASSASSINATED. AND YOU SPELLED IT WRONG DUMMY.
>
> Q: How are things around the house(s)?
>
> A:DIRTY. WE ARE ADDING A SECOND STORY AND THE WORKMEN ARE
ALCOHOLICS.
>
> Q: What are you hoping for for christmas (and don't say Natalie
Portman, I called it)
>
> A: AN END TO INTERNET INTERVIEWS.
>
> Q: Why is there a Santa when Oscar De la Hoya obvoiusly looks better
dressed up like a jackass?
>
> A:ASK JESUS CHRIST, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY.
>
> Q: Would either of you two run for president?
>
> A: WHAT 2? THAT'S NOT A GOOD QUESTION.
>
> Q: If you could create a national holiday, what would it be?
>
> A: A DAY WHERE I THROW HOT COFFEE ON ANYONE UNDER 14 WHO MAKES ME
ANSWER QUESTIONS ON THE INTERNET. IT WOULD BE TOMORROW.
>
> Rapid Fire Round!
>
> Q: Boxers or Briefs?"
> A: AS LONG AS THEY'RE CLEAN AND LAVENDER I COULD CARE LESS.

> Q: Paper or Plastic?
> A: POCKET (CHEAPER)

> Q: Fav historical figuire past or present?
> A: AVA BRAUN (HITLER'S GIRLFRIEND)


> Q: Favorite fruit and vegetable?
> A: RICHARD SIMMONS AND CHRISTOPHER REED.


> Q: Best celebrity blog ever and for all of eternity that you will
yourself personally visit and give the utmost of your approval?
> Is it:
>
> A: The Tommy Blogg?
> B: Le Blogg De Thomas?
> C: El Tommy Bloggito?
NONE. I ONLY USE MY COMPUTER FOR INTERVIEWS THAT WILL BE SEEN BY LESS
THAN 7 PEOPLE AND VIEWING "TWO GIRLS ONE CUP".
>
> Q: It was fantastic haing you on the Tommy Blogg TalkBox. I hope to
get a follow-up and wish you the best of luck in future endeavors
> A: LOSE MY EMAIL. AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU AS WELL.

http://www.myspace.com/fitzdog

THE OFFICIAL TOMMY AWARDS 2007!!! - Day 3

There has been some fierce competition in this rat-race awards-a-thon. So lets forget the formalities, and lets get to category 3!

"Song We're Most Burned Out On of 2007"

- Kelis - "Bossy" - (I know it was 2006, but I didn't have this award in 2006, so I'm putting it here now)

- Nickelback - Far Away -

- Mims - This Is Why I'm Hot -

Well, before these songs get stuck in my head and I'm singing them all the rest of the day, lets get to it. The Winner is......

- Kelis - "Bossy" - Man, after that song plays, I am left wondering why she is still singing the same line over and over and wondering who John Stanley is.

Saluke and Enjoy - Tommy

Updates! And The Hit List

We are working on episode two of No Noobz Allowd! is working along in the writing stages. Also, The "Tubbie Bye Bye Remix" of our soulja boy vid has gotten 1,530 hits. WHOO!

OMG!

Look, I know this is a respectable blog, and Jessica Alba is now pregnant, but I dig this pic and wanted to put it on here.

THE OFFICIAL TOMMY AWARDS 2007!!! - Day 2

Today brings us to the second category being awarded here at the Official Tommy Awards 2007, "The Frickin' Bestest Music Video-er/ers of 2007". This is the ARTIST or BAND who has made the best MULTIPLE music videos of which all have been hot.

Our candidates arrrrrrreeeeeeee.....

*Kanye West

*The Killers

*Fall Out Boy

Though "Read My Mind" was really funny, and "The Good life" was cartoony, and "Stronger" was confusing and outstanding, Fall Out Boy has made "Sugar We're Goin' Down", "Dance, Dance", "This Aint A Scene", AND most recently "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs". In this blog's mind, that is best. As far as honorable mention, "The Pretender" is the best "agressive" video of the year.

Fall Out Boy Couldn't Be here To Accept, but they're with us in spirit. - Tommy

R-A-M-B-O and Rambo was his Lame-o!

Who here has seen the trailers for the new "Rambo" movie? I think being a has-been and playing a hasbeen boxer is okay. Thats fine. But a has-been playing the most dangerous vigilante of all time, that's where the Blogg draws the line. I just can't wait for him to kill the communists with his AARP card, or crippling Fidel Castro with his cane. I am actually going to NOT watch this movie just because I think Sly is past his time. Tell me how it is?

Song Getting Uploaded

I hope I can upload this song to The Quicks' Myspace page http://www.myspace.com/thequicksmusic "Meaningless Planewreck Song" is at 38% downloaded to the page, hope you enjoy it when you hear it... I know I didn't :)

THE OFFICIAL TOMMY AWARDS 2007!!! - Day 1

Well, if Perez Hilton, both respected colleague and competitor, is going to have an award, so does TOMMY... :)

Anyway, lets get past that and on to...

THE OFFICIAL TOMMY AWARDS 2007 - Category 1!!!

The first award I am handing out is for "Best Creepy Male of 2007"!

Our Candidates for the CREEPIEST dude alive in 2007...

- Phillip Seymour Hoffman -
- Peter Doherty -
- Heath Ledger -

Well, the Academy was on the fence about letting others into this category, but if we let more than 3 onto each category, we'd be asymetrical. So we AREN'T!

And Our Winner Is..... Phillip Seymour Hoffman!

You can always depend on Philip Seymour Hoffman (who we love, but generally are creeped out by) to make just about any movie uncomfortable or weird. An AWESOME actor, going into so many personas, a real "method" actor.

Updates!

- Getting 'kozy? - French president and well known pimp Nicholas Sarkozy was seen getting snuggly with Carla Bruni, former super-model, and current average-model. Seen together by one of the staffers from The Tommy Blogg, they looked like this;



- In other news, the next post im doing is the *drum roll*.... THE TOMMY AWARDS 2007!
I won't do them here, because I need a whole post for it!

MiVO

I'd like to take this chance to let you into a little of my life. Sometimes, when I get a random memory, I call it "MiVO". Like TiVO, but with a rewound memory of the past. Updates later today.

"The Quicks" Launch

Hey guys! My band officially has a myspace page! "The Quicks" are up and about baby!

http://www.myspace.com/thequicksmusic

Rock on pals!

Updates! Updates! Updates!

- When you stop going out with someone, you expect for them to just move on. But in Tommy's case, things just keep on getting worse! His old girlfriend Summer always talks about her CURRENT B.F.'s! Isn't that ewww? Well, he still loves her no matter what...

- A surprise HIT from Fish-N-Chips Entertainment Industries STUNS me and the rest of the crew here at Fish-N-Chips! Check out the "Tubbie Bye Bye Remix" of our original gangster vid "Soulja Boy Crank Dat Ft. The Playground Pimps" has gotten over 1,000 HITS since 5 days ago when we posted it! Check it In The Embedded vid, if not, go to the URL;



URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7BgamuX4DM

Stereo-Dis-Typical?

I am here once and for all to put to rest all these claims of Spongebob Squarepants either promoting homosexuality or parodying it. Here is my list of cartoon promotions, stupid! P.s. I'd like the readers to know that i, as an animator and avid cartoon writer, love all the below mentioned characters. I am just pointing out how studid it is to tag one cartoon and not more.

Olivy Oyl - Anorexia.

Bert and Ernie - Co-Dependency.

Foghorn Leghorn and Sylvester the Cat - Speech Impediments and The parodying thereof.

Alvin and The Chipmunks - Exploitation (The guy makes them sing his songs).

Calvin and Hobbes - Reality Denial.

Clifford The Big Red Dog - Use of Steroids and HGH.

Daffy Duck and Donald Duck - Speech Impediments, Not Acknowledging Others' Differences, and Rivaly.

Deputy Dawg - Police Brutality.

Dick Dastardly - Profanity And Espionage.

Elmer Fudd - Animal Abuse, Speech Impediments, and Less Gun Control.

Fat Albert - Obesity.

Garfield - Obesity, Dog Abuse.

Tarzan - Exhibitionism.

Inch High, P.I. - Little Person Exploitation.

Jabberjaw - Animal Exploitation and Speech impediament, and the parody thereof.

Molly Moocow - Interspecies Relationships (With Goofy).

Speedy Gonzales - Racial Tension and Stereotypes.

Tazmanian Devil - Speech impediament, and the parody thereof, no rabies vaccination.

Ziggy - Depression (and a limited color palete)

And If Spongebob and Patrick are making people gay, then why aren't we blaming
the flash-in-the-pan 1942 DC Comics Character "The Gay Ghost"?

This is my way to show the "Not Me-dia" about how they label, and its wrong.

The Updates 12/10/07 !

1. After being on hiatus for like 6 monthes, Tommy is officially back on myspace! Check the page on http://www.myspace.com/thetommyzone looking forward to continuing my updates there.

2. If I can figuire out the scan function on this darn Lexmark X2500 and I stop getting an error message on the pictoral upload form, I officially have photos of my DEADLY sewing machine accident. The accident that happened just 6 hours before my first blog post EVER is finally getting some photo evidence.

3. Can Oprah Winfrey "Ba-Rocket" Barack Obama to the top of the democratic primary? The queen of the modern-day talk show is DEFINITELY going to be with mister Obama on the campaign trail. And who knows? If Oprah can't be happy with Stedman, then maybe she could be Obamas first lady and pop out a few Barack-lets :)

4. My outrage is iminent! Any REAL video gamer watched the 2007 Video Game Awards on Spike TV this last night, and anyone with a brain would as well be angered at their GAY choice for game of the year, where Rachel "I am not famous" Bilson announced that "Bioshock", the less-than-satisfactory 2K games let-down, beat out Halo 3! I am angry, and so is AMERICA!

5. Three new videos from Fish-N-Chips Entertainment Industries Incorporated, the brainchild of myself, Andrew "And-Roid" Paglusch, Christian "Beck in Black" Beck, Cody "The Faulty Ice Machine" Whalen, Emily "Black Widowe" Null, and Gary "Stretch" Dikeos, appeared on my YouTube page http://www.youtube.com/kablamman2007 and my Teletubbies, Wiggles, Barney video has gotten almost 150 hits already! Love Ya Guys, Salukes, and Enjoy! Gotta eat dinner. We're having CHILI! - Tommy <[:^{o

A Few Genius-Lets... Nuggets of My Mind

A Few things thatI and my friends and asscosciates at Fish-N-Chips Entertainment Industries Incorporated whipped up!

Salukes... Enjoy! (p.s. Salukes is the Brusselian Dutch phrase for "Goodbye")

P.s. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! We at FNCEI are currently working on the FOURTH episode of Primetime Zeke, and not to give anthing away, but the title of the episode is
"We Wish You A Merry Observational Zekemasannchuanzadan Day Solstice"
Look for it after I write the update! :)

Eat My Dust Max!!!

I won my match on Kittenwar! Here is what it looked like! Max, I hope the vet neutering you sneezes mid-snip!


VIVA LA TOMMY!

My Jack Russell Dutchess Ophelia makes her debut on the Tommy Blogg!

Here are some pics taken 2 minutes ago (via Webcam) of my Jack-Russell Terrier Dutchess Ophelia Null! Hope you enjoy them! :) Blog On! - Tommy Null, Fish-N-Chips Entertainment.

Real or Squeal? Victoria Beckham

This time on Real or Queal, the all us Vs. All you constest to see who is right about the realness of celeb appendages, we ask you the readers, to send us at the office email, if you think Victoria Beckham's breasts are real. Also, you can nominate candidates for future installments!

THE BOOBeckham Twins!
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My Woman Strikes Again!

You all remember this, ft. my bbg, Natalie Portman.



And again she ups her street cred, crankin that and telling them. with Soulja Boy.

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Entertainment News

Happy (Late) Turkey Day!

I a, sorry loyal readers, I have been away from the desk with family for the last week, hanging at a hotel, and working on some musical stuff with my bud J.R. (from our band, Fatty and Fish Head), as well as shredding the crap out of the UBER - Worthy "Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock" as I recognize our potential. But just because you crave what we have, here's an article for ya.

Americans are reading a hecka lot less.

That's according to a 99-page study, "To Read or Not to Read: A Question of National Consquence," released Monday by the National Endowment for the Arts as a follow-up to a 2004 NEA survey, "Reading at Risk," that found an increasing number of adult Americans were not even reading one book a year. But rest assured, your 9 year old bundle of joy is in great hands, because over half of the 9 year old people read for fun and were sufficient or better in a study. On average, Americans ages 15 to 24 spend almost two hours a day watching TV, and only seven minutes of their daily leisure time on reading. And as far as i am concerned, that 7 minutes includes reading post-it notes left for them and flipping through TV Guide. Dang! Just leaf through a Judy Blume or a Stephen King will yah? I mean, I am 13, and even I Read for pleasure more than half the time. Once I get ahold on a Dean Koontz, It doesn't hardly close until I go to bed. Night Guys! - Tommy

My Woman Named "Stylish"

"In Style" Magazine has named Natalie Portman as the most stylish celeb for 2007! I personally think it was because of my heart-felt homage to her on the yesterday issue. So Nat, you can thank ME for the win. And even though I can'e seem to get in touch, I'm Single! Natalie sounds good with my last name. Just think about it. What do Actor Jake Gyllenhall, Mexican Actor/Director Gael Garcia Bernal, Musicians Moby and Adam Levine (of Maroon 5), and Nat Rothschild (Millionaire banking heir) have that I don't have? (except
an Academy Award Nomination,
A Triple Platinum Record,
BAFTA Best Supporting Actor Win
NAA Young Artist Award for Artistic Excellence Win
Billboard Music Award — Digital Artist of the Year[36]
MTV Europe Music Award — Best New Act
MTV Video Music Award — Best New Artist for "This Love"[37]
MTV Video Music Awards Latin America — Best Rock Artist, International
MTV Video Music Awards Latin America — Best New Artist, International
New Music Weekly Award — AC40 Group/Duo of the Year
Teen Choice Award — Choice Rock Track for "This Love"
Teen Choice Award — Choice Breakout Artist
World Music Award — World's Best New Group
Grammy Award — Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocal for "This Love"
Grammy Award — Best New Artist[39]
Groovevolt Music and Fashion Award — Best Collaboration, Duo or Group for "She Will Be Loved"[40]
NRJ Radio Awards — International Breakout Act & Best International Song for "This Love"
And a nomination for "Young Global Leader" by the World Economic Forum.)


I blog and have a moustache! I'd say we're even. I'm like a slightly less sexy Dennis Quaid who's 13 years old and!

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Imporium P.S. Importante Announcemente

I just got back from the 1:50 showing of Mr. Magoriums Wonder Imporium, starring two of my favs, Dustin Hoffman, and Natalie Portman, and my MOM's favorite, Justin Bateman. (trust me. it's a long story). Dustin gave a stunningly good impersonation of a nonsensical old man. While the acting was good, and the quirkiness was good, it is generally aimed at a younger viewing audience. Good morals etc. And it features hotsy-totsy, Natalie Portman. (once again, long story). P.S. In accordance with the newest look in The Tommy Blogg's tenure, we will be captioning each picture on the page just like other celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton (whom, as I am sorry to say, isn't quite up to my personal blog caliber). Trust me, it adds a little something.

Fishy Friends!

As of today, these are the following members of Fish-N-Chips Entertainment;


- Tommy "Fat Boy" Null - Founder, Co-Owner, Writer, Head Animator/ Cartoonist -

- Andrew "And-roid" Paglusch - Web Programmer, Animator, Co-Owner, CEO and COO -

- Christian "Zero" Beck - Co-Owner, Animator -

- John "J.R." Montgomery - Animator -

- Gary "Stretch" Dikeos - Voice Director/Talent -

- Emily "Black Widowe" Null - Camera Operator, Animator, Contributor -

Dog Lover!

I am coming up to look for pics of my w/ my doggy Dutchess, and then I will upload them. I witch all sorts of dog shows, and now I have my own little champion.

Kickass I Be, Padawan.....

In honor of the new Star Wars news, I went back to my UNUSED Lego Star Wars game, and in the matter of 2 hours, I ripped it a new one, and beatthe game. If that aint game, then jump off a bridge you must :)

45 Lbs. of Blogg!

Mother of Malnutrition!

Above: It's covers like this that make me wonder if these severely skinny celebutantes even KNOW how thin they are!

Below: And here is TTB's artist rendition of what WE think Sarah Michelle Gellar's cover SHOULD look like!

Chop Chop!

I'm getting my hair cut! I know that my readers may think I'll look weird without my locks, but I will get a new TTB logo with my mane lopped of, kk. TTFN!

Is it still THAT good? P.S. R.I.P.

Fergie got SOOOOOOOOOOOO much money and fame and spots on charts for her album "The Dutchess", that she plans to RE-Release the album. I say, if you can slap a new cover on it and make more tens of grands, then more power to ya Ferg!

In an unrelated story, we'd like to give our sincere feelings to the West family, because Kanye's mother, Donda West. While the reason HOW is still up for grabs, we choose not to speculate like some sort of "The National Enquirer" rag.

Shake That Bhutto!

Benazir Bhutto, Pro-Democracy, Former Prime Minister of Pakistan, currently lobbying for a democratic reform, and against the dictatorial rule of incumbent president, Pervez Musharraf, is to today going to hold a protest-based march. But since The Tommy Blogg happens to believe the scoop that Musharraf has LARGE connections with militant groups (or "terrorists" as they could "techniqually" be called) Miss Benazir needs to watch her tail today. We wish her a lot of luck in getting peace and democracy into the wartorn country.

Bhutto Bhutto Bhutto Bhutto Lockin' Up In There

Pakistan's former Prime Minister, Benazir Bhutto, as many of you already know, was taken into house arrest as of early Nov. 8th, and is not allowed to leave her house. She made few attempts to come out of house arrest but police stopped her. All roads to her house are closed and almost been placed on quarantine is theextent of her limited mobility. She is watched constantly so she doesn't attempt an escape. She has been quoted as saying "I find that whenever I am in power, or my father was in power, somehow good things happen. The economy picks up, we have good rains, water comes, people have crops. I think the reason this happens is that we want to give love and we receive love." We here at TTB will keep tabs on the sitch.

The Last Blogg-er?

The Last Supper Starring ME! Man can I make history beautiful???
Gotta go, doing a report on circuses for school!

As The Case Peels....

Dateline: Las Vegas, NV - Day 1 - O.J. Simpson Hearing -

Drama-Laced Audio recordings with the accusing collectibles broker who testified that he set up the meeting that ultimately led to armed robbery charges against the former Heisman Trophy winning footballer, former Man athelete of the year 1973 who had gained professional accaim for his playing for the 49'ers and the Bills.
The second day of the hearing will be a deciding factor in if Simpson and two other men should stand trial on 12 criminal charges was set for Friday. But don't worry. Even though Cochren isn't in the picture anymore, he is friends with Bill and Hillary Clinton, so if they were to "accidentally" put a bug in the judges ear, OJ. might ride free again :) In the recording that was played at the hearing, you can distinctly hear Simpson say the following;

"Hey Tom. It's O.J. What are they talking about a gun? All I wanted was my stuff back again,"

Tom Riccio, the man whos recorder that recording was recorded on, was there to testify. a .22 caliber Beretta and a .45 caliber Ruger were found on the premises, allegedly belonging to O.J.'s "accomplice" Walter, and O.J. himself. A little tidbit, Simpson was listed as inmate number 2648927.

Episode III: Dedicated to Paul Norris

Episode III: A Penny Shaved, is dedicated to Paul Norris, Comic Book artist, and co-creator of Aquaman, who died this week at the ripe old age of 93. Good Job Paul.We'll miss your work. That episode, along with the first two episodes, and a hand-made video of mine for one of my fav songs ever, Loser by Beck and some old-school entertainment. Also, the Google searchbar is fully functioning now, and the wikipedia searchbar at the bottom is too. Enjoy.

O.J. Simpson Going (Back) To Court

O.J. Simpson will appear in a court in Nevada today to face charges of aggravated assault, kidnapping and 11 other felonies stemming from an alleged armed robbery in a Sin City hotel room.
A judge is set to determine whether there is enough evidence for a trial. I'm just happy they don't have to try on any gloves :) Three of Simpson’s co-defendants have already come forward to accept plea bargains and testify against the ex football great. And if the judge decides that there is enough evidence, the preliminary may continue into tomorrow and even Saturday. If prosecutors can show sufficient evidence to proceed in a case against Simpson - and he's convicted of some of the charges - Simpson, 60, faces almost certain prison time. One charge alone - robbery with use of a deadly weapon - carries a sentence of two to 15 years. Kidnapping could bring Mr. SImpson a life sentence. Johnny Cochren, where are you whn you're needed? Hypothetically, this could end badly. Then again, Mr. Simpson knows all about HYPOTHETICALLY. We'll keep tabs on the case and bring it to you as on the results. O.J., you have been living scot-free and high-life for a long time. You've been JUICED!

A Night In.... Kevin Federline?

It’s been reported that KF and Paris were seen partying together at a party in Vegas. Think Britney and Paris will get in a cat fight? God I hope so. What would that tape be called? "Hairless, Breastless Fury"?
A better question is doesn’t Britney watch the news? I'm not gay, but if I were in Britney's shoes, I'd be kickin' myself. I mean, when this all stasrted, cute, innocent Britney Spears was dating this ruffian, and NOW, the tides have turned, and crazy, wrinkly, skanky, hairless, psychotic, irresponsible Britney Spears is getting 3 monitored visits a week with her children, Sean Preston (2-ish) and Jayden James (1-ish). Brit-Brit is only 26, and is already a psychotic widow has-been train wreck. The Tomy Blogg will be keeping tabs on
the update stuff, so keep those eyes affixed to the Tommy Blogg.

BlogCast Numero Uno

BlogCast One

Putting the "Calm" into "Communist"

Ever since that post with Kim Jong Il in his pimp shades, I have gotten a lot of emails containing OTHER dictators in their shades. And as proof that YOU the reader play a part in the system, here is: PimpTators

Look What You've Done!

The big, boxy, bulky eyeglasses are a big thing! I mean, look at these celebrities who have enjoyed their bulky eyeglassesey goodness!




Nicole Richie, Actress/TV Starlet



Jackie Onassis, First Lady and Bombshell in her time



Kim Jong Il, Ruthless Dictator of North Korea

The Tommy Blogg and Fish-N-Chips Entertainment, in asscosciation with Bob Barker, are starting a campaign to "Get Your Justin Spayed or Neutered". Here is our poster.



*Bob Barker is in NO WAY asscosciated with this fictional campaign, nor is Justin Timberlake or any affiliated personnel*

A Wanksta

This was the scene outside an airport where rapper 50 Cent and his gangsta homeboy entourage were seen having a slo-mo pimp-versation when one of our photographers caught this.

Ariel Sharon a Vegetable?

As of Oct. 2007, 11th Israeli Prime Minister Ariel(or Arial)Sharon fell into a persistent vegetative state (blinks, but no words) and has aVERY low chance of surviving. While I don't pray, please put Prime Minister Sharon in your thoughts, alright? Thank you.

Google Adsense

Note: The following blog entry is not in ANY way an endorsement to click on the Google Adsense ads to the right of this blog entry. If you click on them, it should be on your own action and without my interference.

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Me and Athena

My guitar is pink, and wears a bandana! Here is me and my guitar Athena on stage with Keith Richards from the 'Stones and David Gilmour from Pink Floyd. It was taken 2 minutes ago.


Me and Athena!

The Tommy Blogg Talk Box: John R. Dilworth, Creator of Courage the Cowardly Dog

In this issue's edition of "TalkBox", I am interviewing the mastermind behind such works as "Courage the Cowardly Dog", Mr. John R. Dilworth.

Q: How did you get into the animation business?
A: I started working as a production artist painting cels ( a mostly obsolete technique used for 80 years ), then I ambitiously rose through assistant animator to animator to director. All through the "process" I made my own films. My "art" eventually lead to the creation of Stretch Films.

Q: I understand the "Courage the Cowrdly Dog" character was developed from an old short you did, as were two characters that could be construed as "proto-Muriel" and "proto-Eustace". Whas it dufficult to come up with these characters?
A: The Chicken from Outer Space was one of my smoothest creations. Courage evolved from a dog named Hamilton on my MTV short, "Smart Talk with Raisin". I had wanted to work with this form of dog since Hamilton was designed. He looks like a elbow bracket. Muriel was also quite easy to design. I based her on a wonderful Scottish woman. Her name is also Muriel. She is the aunt of my former long time lady and current great friend. I used to call Muriel on Sunday and take notes on our conversation. It would be impossible for our writers to come up with the stuff "Muriel" said without it being nearly verbatim. Eustace also came easily. I had a preternatural knowing of what he looked like. I cannot explain it, however I have an imprinting of the face of great depression era farmers.

Q: What projects are you working on now?
A: My current investment of life energy is a monkey short called "Island of Dumb Monkeys" starring two chimp brothers, Chunks & Choogle. I have been developing this cartoon for almost 5 years. I've taken the project around in several incarnations trying to raise patronage. Since I began this idea, there have been many productions starring monkeys, including a soon to be released feature called Space Chimps. Way back in 2002 or so, one of my chimp incarnations had them as "space chimps". I can only acknowledge with a suspicion of curiosity how ideas and time and other unknowns fold over to create similar events. I am very excited to begin production on Dumb Monkeys this July with completion in early 2008. We have finally raised independent financing which is a big departure in the way I seek funding. I really love these brothers. They are free of blame or guilt, qualities that are in rare supply today.

Q: Since you created a "Cowardly dog", I should ask, what are YOUR fears?
A: My fears are that I will not be able to continue making films and slip off into a black void through the capricious nature of envious or jealous characters like tv executives or colleagues.
Q: I understand you also did work on the late '90's - early '00's cult favorite "Doug". How was that?
A: "Doug" was a landmark for NYC animation. Nicktoons had created this new initiative of programing that included "Ren & Stimpy" - which I also did a guest directorial stint after the creator was removed. The series gathered together artists who all shared a similar naivete of the looming future, the digital revolution. We touched a non-plastic world where the objects engaged our bodies much more than current tools. I was a vendor suppling the series with storyboards and other "special" design needs.

Q: So can we forsee "Courage" ever starting up again? If no, then will it be sold into syndication or hit the "big screen"?
A: I do not believe Courage will ever return. There simply isn't the merchandising support. I was told in the hallways of CN in Atlanta way back that buyers were hesitant to sell boys a "pink" dog, that no one would buy it. I never thought Courage was "pink", more violet having more blue than red. The show was also expensive to produce for the network.

Q: Come to think of it, why did "Courage the Cowardly Dog" go out of primetime circulation?
It can't be because of lack of fan response, because that show got more of a following than a lot of cartoons out there today. They just don't make 'em like they used to do they?
A: I cannot answer this question only because the agendas of programmers are completely off the planet from creators. Courage continues to and has been broadcast since it's debut in 1999. I know because I get residuals from SAG, which is the only way I keep track of the show.

Q: Anything else you would like to say to me or my loyal folowing?
A: Only that I am deeply grateful for the continued interest in my work. I am en-courage-d by the many fan emails I receive and for the level of appreciation conveyed for the effort my staff of unique creatives and I put into every episode. I always wanted to be famous for giving back to audiences some genuine quality like laughter. I personally love to laugh and to be silly. I live a fantasy where people are not given to greed or wickedness. I like the idea of the Shakespearean fool who knows more of life and human nature than the king does and yet choses to remain the fool.

Q: It was awesome having you on "TalkBox". Hope to get a follow up and I wish you the best.
A: I am more pleased than I can express. My very sincere gratitude. Anything more I can do for you and your vision, all you have to do is scream!

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Release Date Fixer

The announcement by The House of Tomorrow (The official website of The Magnetic Fields) states that NOT as mentioned in the interview (which was conducted earlier this year) the album "Distortion" by The Magnetic Fields is scheduled to be released on the 15th of January NOT the 22nd. Thanks readers.

I Have A Thing

I am the first to admit a secret that is burrowed in the deepest recesses of my soul. So I would like to let my loyal readers know that I have a secret thing for older women. I have had a crush on Meryl Streep for the last 3 years.



Aside from that, I think I should get some sleep so I can post the next interview and next entertainmentocity for you tomorrow.

The Tommy Blogg Talk Box: Claudia Gonson of The Magnetic Fields

This week on the Tommy Blogg Talkbox, I conducted an interview with Claudia Gonson, who plays some instruments and sings some vocals for the critically acclaimed indie pop band "The Magnetic Fields". I got all nerded-up when I got this reply from Miss Gonson. Here is the interview transcript.

Hi Tom,

I'm happy to answer these questions for your blog. In answer to your request to get in touch with the others, I don't think the other guys will go for it. Sorry about it- they're not really into doing interviews, save Stephin, who gets so many interview requests that I need to be careful how many I send his way.

Here's some answers for your blog-- hope you enjoy them. Thanks for writing!


Q: How did you and the band "The Magnetic Fields" come to be?

A: We all went to school together, in one form or another. Stephin and I met when we were about your age (well, I was 14, he was a couple years older), and we went to high schools that were near one another. I also went to high school with Sam, and Sam and I eventually ended up at Harvard, where we met John. Stephin came to Harvard as well to take some extension classes and we all ended up taking a lot of the same courses.


Q: Who do YOU consider musical influences on yourself?

A: I don't write much music, so I don't really have many musical influences, save the classical composers that I performed while I was studying classical piano all during my youth. But I like to listen to a lot of female folky vocalists, ranging from Nanci Griffith to Joni Mitchell to Neko Case. I also like Fleetwood Mac, and David Bowie. I am a big fan of the performance artist Laurie Anderson.


Q: What are your bandmates like on a personal level?

A: It's a big question, and sort of like asking someone what their friends or family members are like. I've known these guys for over 20 years, so it's a hard question to answer. We all get along well, but obviously sometimes we argue and have problems and have to work stuff out. Everyone in the band is pretty smart, and we try hard to plan things efficiently so that we have an easier time with tours and recordings. We're all pretty grown up.



Q: How does it feel to have such a loyal following?

A: I hope that it will remain! I worry about that stuff, since I manage the band as well as play in it. I think that something that has helped us is having lots of records over many years, rather than only one big album that soared up the charts. It seems like bands who have one period of huge success tend to burn out fast (unless they're Madonna or Prince or Elton John or some long term superstar). But bands like Wilco and Yo La Tengo or Stereolab are lucky because they burn on and on, making lots of records and slowly building up and up. But they also don't tend to have one album which sells millions of copies and defines their careers.


Q: Has stardom affected your life in any way?
A: I'm so unbelievably not a star. I walk around New York and am absolutely never recognized by anyone, ever.

Q: As far as television, what do YOU watch the most?

A: I don't watch TV. My tv doesn't even have cable access, I just use it for DVD's and videos. I'm somewhat of a luddite. I do occasionally rent TV shows-- just watched all seasons of Gray's Anatomy, for instance. I watched a bit of the Wire on DVD as well. I liked the gay shows-- L Word and Queer as Folk (especially the UK version!), and obviously I was a big fan of Buffy when it was on the air. Someone just lent me "Arrested Development". Oh... I liked "Freaks and Geeks" a whole lot.


Q: As personable as you and Stephin are, Sam (Davol) and John (Woo) seem QUITE reserved and quiet. Is that the same deal in real life?

A: yeah, they're pretty quiet and private people. Nice guys.


Q: I hear that a new Magnetic Fields CD is coming out in 2008. Any things you can "accidentally" leak out to my readers?

A: The release date at this time is Tues, Jan 22 on Nonesuch. I'd be happy to leak stuff about it if I felt that things were definitely happening, but I'm paranoid- maybe we'll end up changing the album title or some of the tracks and then I'll be wrong! One thing I can say is that it sounds very different from other albums we've done. But, it's still us four playing on it, and playing our same instruments (piano, cello, banjo, ukulele, guitars). Also, our friend Shirley Simms, who sang a bit on "69 Love Songs", does some lead vocals on this album, as well as Stephin.


Q: What kind of sound can we expect from this new one? more of a synthesizer-y thing like previous, or more of an instrumental thing like "i"?

A: See above... very different, yet similar instruments.



Q: Are you working on any outside projects or soundtracks being worked on now?

A: Stephin is working on a stage version of "Coraline", a young adult short novel by Neil Gaiman. There's also a film version of that book in the works, but we're not working on it. It's just the stage musical that Stephin's working on.


Q: I understand you are openly lesbian. Do you feel that you have been an inspiration for other LGBT children?

A: I was with women for a while, but my most recent partner is a man. So, I guess I'm not a lesbian anymore. I hope that people feel comfortable being whatever they are. I have to say, the best advice I can give to a person who isn't sure about their sexuality is, it's ok to be whatever you are, and try not to beat yourself up about it. When you are gay, your straight friends might treat you weird, but when you are straight, your gay friends may treat you weird too! It's important not to take any of it too hard. People have all sorts of agendas and most of the time they have nothing to do with you.



Q: What sort of equipment do you play on?

A: I am a piano player, and play a regular acoustic piano. For a few tours we rented me a grand piano, but it was a bit cumbersome and loud, so now we tend to rent me an upright acoustic piano.



Well thank you a helluva lot for participating in the interview Claudia!


Stay tuned here for more celebrity interviews on the Tommy Blogg Talkbox!

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A clarification

just a little tidbit but equally not an endorsement to click on the Google Adsense ad above that is right above the blog archive area. Even though I do not in any way endorse or influence you to click on it, it is quite clickable and can take you to some site where you may find a liking in what you see, including music and Hurricane Katrina relief sites. Now, I would like to once again let you know that I want you to visit my site as often as possible, and, if clicking on the Google Adsense ad above the blog archive area makes you, the readeer, personally happy, and are not doing so to make ME the blog manager happy, then it is completely up to you. but as aforementioned, I do not in any way endorse or influence you to click on it, it is quite clickable and can take you to some site where you may find a liking in what you see, including music and Hurricane Katrina relief sites. Thank You, and I look forward to entertaining you as does the Fish-N-Chips Entertainment staff.

The Tommy Blogg Interviews...

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A Haiku By Fish-N-Chips Entertainment

George W. Bush

Send Soldiers To Die,
But He's Never Put At Risk,
Glad To See You Go.



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My Friends ARE My Employees

FISH-N-CHIPS ENTERTAINMENT STAFF (as of October 30, 2007)

Tommy "Ernesto" Null - Founder/ CEO,-----------------------

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John "Fernando" Laycock - Animator, -----------------------

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Al my "Space" info and things are coming to The Tommy Blogg

I am just here to announce that all of the widgetty goodness and videos and info etc. are being taken from my space over to Blogger. JLYK (which is a Tommerism for Just to Let You Know) :)

The Tommy Null Art Collection

Here are I and Fish-N-Chips Entertainment's recent attempts to glorify the history books. Aside from the Sistene Chapel glorification atop my page, here are some other recent adds;

A Musical Performance/ Show Update

Inner City Üth (often abbreviated ICU) is an American band formed by longtime friends Tommy Null and John Ray "J.R." Montgomery in Missouri in early 2007. Their style is a unique mix of what they call "kosher" lyrics (those without curse words) and what they call "Spicy" lyrics which include curse words. They have very recently formed and burst onto the scene "with the force of Newton's apple" as described by lead vocalist Tommy Null. The band's musical style is modern takes on older styles and pop-rock ideals. With the cryptic and ironic lyrics equally written by both Tommy and J.R Inner City Üth will no doubt become pioneers in their genre, which Tommy has deemed "Mod-imental Pop-ternative-adellic-rock-n-rolla-pop Folk-era-ildren-core for dummies". Their lyrics often have comedic purposes, with underlying love lyrics. They are planning their first release on Null's independent record label, "20,000 Leagues Records". In an adress to the listeners, Null had only two song titles to offer the fans. they are "Pass Me The Remote", and "Jimmy's Alphabet Song". They have considered many album titles, including a self-titled debut, and "Where The Astronauts Pee".
It has been speculated by J.R. and Tommy that they want to do a Light" parody of the Beatles' "Abbey Road" by having them dressed up and walking down an intersection in their town. When asked about their musical influences, Tommy said that hi favorite band of all time was unclear to him , but when asked what he wanted to sound like, he responded; "Well, as lengthy as this will sound, here are my favorite artists/groups and what I like about them; R.E.M. - They have the cryptic lyrics. Blues Traveler - They have some music, and some endurance. Supertramp - They have the accents we need! They Might Be Giants - They recorded children's songs like we have, and still had the power to overcome the nerd-ocity to stay mainstream for all these a many year. Beck - What the hell does the public know about Beck? He's been around for a long time, and they still know about as much about them as they do about Squid DNA. Frank Sinatra is the single best solo artist of his time, and I respect that. Tenacious D has a vulgar approach that I wished I could do. AC/DC and Black Sabbath brought in that power and mainstream grittiness. And Elton John. He has the vocal range that PEOPLE REMEMBER! When you hear the first lyric of a song by him, unless you think it's Billy Joel, then you KNOW it is Elton John. And if I could blendthem into a fine powder and drink them with the band, then we could be the most famous band of all time. Now if you are still conscious after that babble, then hip-hip-hooray for ya. And as for the cartoon way of things, Fish-N-Chips Entertainment is currently producing episode numero DOS of "Primetime Zeke", my cartoon which Direct/Animate/Write/Produce. And I watch a video of Martha Stewart and Busta Rhymes at some awards show. and as an ode to that wiggerocity, here is the Fish-N-Chips Entertainment's artist rendition of the hip-hop Martha.

Oprah, don't F**k wit my tea cozies b**ch!

Tommy; Revisited

Hey There Tommyites! This is your favorite All-In-One, Pre-Packaged, High-Fructose Hobbyist galore, Tommy Null. I do so many things that if I can fit it into paragraph form, I will. I Direct/Animate/Write an animated show called Primetime Zeke with my colleagues at my company, Fish-N-Chips Entertainment, Act, Write comedy, do a little Stand-Up, do a lot of cooking in my time, write a series of books, collect the collectible, a little on-the-side underwear modeling, and Over Capitilize the first letter of a word In the middle of sentences for no real reason, I do some concept video game design, and play a lot of the same video games. I started the International Videoo Games United Conference, a rapidly up-and-coming video gamer forum. I also am interested in the "Nick-essaince", a term I came up with for the great creative time in the late 1990's on Nickelodeon, but can also describe other channels at the time. My cartoon/fun obsesiion reaches pretty far, as far back as the 1930's. My favorite show of all time is KaBlam!, a cartoon fav during the Nick-essaince. I like a lot of msic, EXCEPT for modern rap (50 Cent, etc...) and Country (sorry to people like Alan Jackson and Dolly Parton who put so much into their work.) I am a hypochondriac, and often tell white lies in succesion when it comes to small things like having gone to see a certain movie over the weekend. I amso play ukulele, guitar, sing, play accordion, keyboard, write lyrics, and a little side harmonica for my band with fellow musician J.R. Montgomery called "Clyde" after the damn orange ghost on Pac-Man who all gamers love to hate. My favorite TV show on RIGHT NOW is Good Eats on the Food network, with Spongebob Squarepants coming in second. My favorite bands are as follows in no particular order; I grew up on Mercer Mayer books. MUSIC! They Might Be Giants, Air Supply, Blues Traveler, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Flock Of Seagulls, Black Sabbath, Devo, ACDC, The Proclaimers, Ween, Beck, Pink Floyd, Elton John, Stephin Merritt, Chuck Berry, The Magnetic Fields, The 6ths, Future Bible Heros, Daystar, Fall Out Boy. Other TV for me is Music Videos, Pinky and The Brain, The Angry Beavers, Tom and Jerry, Dexter's Laboratory, Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast, Ren and Stimpy, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Freakazoid, Hey Arnold!, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Snagglepuss

Words of Wisdom

Once Soft Drink Senior Director of Merchandising Alan Something-Or-Another once said; "I don't care what the people want. If they want carbonated sweat in sheepskin sacks, half the room go out looking for sheeps, and the other half start jogging in place." I have the same attitude towards marketing :) I hope your day is wonderful, I am hoping to go brainstorm at the Catawissa office this evening. Osco Valyago, Tommy Null - Spiffy World Inc.

The Evidence

Finally, I have pics of the weapons. I Have some of my with the needle IN ME, but they need to be developed (which I plan to do later today a/o early tommorrow.) Either way, the above objects were IN MY FLESH!

Osco Valyago,
Tommy Null,

Spiffy World Incorporated

Sewn

Today in 7th hour home-ec class, I bludgened myself with the sewing machine. I am typing without my index finger, so please excuse any typographical errors. The sewing needle went right through the center of my index finger and the hand wheel cranked it in there farther. Mrs. Malin grabbed a pair of needle nose pliers and yanked the needle right in half. I am so amazed that I didn't cry one tear or yelp one time. I am getting a few pictures developed of the incident, so expect those soon. I am leaving right now around 5:45 to go get an xray.

Osco Valyago,
Tommy Null,
Spiffy World Incorporated

Hello And Welcome!

Just in case the URL and the name of the blog (The Tommy Blog) have left you wondering, my name is Tommy. I am 13 years old, and I am a Jack of all trades, I can act, direct, draw, and play some instruments. While I and my bandmates are in the process of naming the band, we are thinking about calling ourselves "Come On Down" because of my affinity for gameshows. I am in the process of creating a show to pitch to a major network (Hopefully Cartoon Network) called Zooper, along with several other pitches including 2 animated talk shows. I will now cram all the plugs and bragging I feel comfortable with right now into one paragraph:

Animator Don Dixon ( http://www.dondixon.blogspot.com/ )
Animator John R. Dilworth ( http://www.stretchfilms.com/ )
My Myspace ( www.myspace.com/thetommyzone )
And I am sure I will cram more URL's in your brains soon :)

I would like you also to know that I would like to make friends with all of you, and I am sure that you will find my stuff interesting, if not a little confusing.
There will be many posts to come and I plan to visit daily, so check me out!

Osco Valyago,
Tommy Null
Spiffy World Inc.